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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7457
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7080	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver

The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	268
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	1279	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	261
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	5320
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!