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CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGriefers

Apologize.., Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Details, event space, family, family dynamics, grandmother, GrannyGriefers, guests, invite, joint party, not going, private FB group, relationships, Respect, selective, Surprise party

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of your grandma crashing your parties and inviting all her friends without your permission? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life family gatherings! Our server is a safe space where you can throw epic joint surprise birthday parties for your mom and her best friend without any unwanted guests showing up. Plus, we have a private FB group feature in-game where you can keep all the party details under wraps. So say goodbye to grandma’s unwanted invites and hello to a virtual party paradise! Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	4605
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

BingeWatchPro Minecraft SMP

Addictive, binge-worthy, BingeWatchPro, Captivating, classic, comedy, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Popular, rewatch, smp, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, TV series

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9219
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of rewatching the same old show series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate binge-worthy experience! Imagine a world where every episode is a new adventure filled with crazy twists and turns. From building epic castles to battling mythical creatures, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Join us now and experience the most epic show series of your Minecraft life!

FoodFrenzyCraft

food backlash, food critics, food critique, food culture, food debate, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food overhyped, food preferences, Food reviews, food snobbery, food trends, FoodFrenzyCraft, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie opinions, overrated food, popular foods

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Votes:	1892	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	5918

Are you tired of boring old food like steak and potatoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we only serve up the most outrageous and over-the-top dishes! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-flavored ice cream, your taste buds will never be the same!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Explore our vast world filled with edible landscapes and discover hidden foodie treasures around every corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers serving up potions disguised as gourmet dishes!

So if you’re ready to ditch the same old boring food and feast on the wildest and wackiest cuisine Minecraft has to offer, then join us on our server today! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DroneCraft200: Kyiv’s Revenge

aerial attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, DroneCraft200, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hits, kyiv, Kyivs, military advancements, military targets, national security, precision strikes, Revenge, russia, strategic operations, Technology, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, year

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	339	Void Gems Collected:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got drones that can hit over 200 military targets in Russia in just one year! Like, who needs TNT when you got drones, amirite? Imagine flying over enemy bases and dropping bombs like a boss. It’s like playing real-life Call of Duty but in Minecraft. Plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Meteor Craft: Climate Chaos

atmospheric conditions, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate experts, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate specialists, Craft, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, global warming, high demand, meteor, Meteorologists, meteorology careers, natural disasters, weather forecasting, weather patterns

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Farms Harvested:	534	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become the ultimate meteorologist as you battle against the elements in a world where climate change is out of control!

sail through tornadoes, dodge lightning strikes, and try not to get swept away by tsunamis as you build your own weather station and predict the next big storm.

team up with other players to create a weather-resistant base or go solo and see if you can survive the wrath of mother nature on your own.

who needs sunny days when you can have epic thunderstorms and blizzards to test your survival skills? join now and become the weather wizard of the minecraft world!

8kun & 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, 8kun, Alt-Right, Anonymity, conspiracy theories, controversial websites, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital divide, echo chambers, extremism, free speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online forums, online radicalization, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	6289
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between 4chan and 8kun users, where memes come to life and the drama never ends.

Ever heard of the legend of the player who believed in the mythical powers of diamond armor and actually became invincible? Or the player who thought they could fly by jumping off a cliff with a chicken in hand? Yeah, those stories are nothing compared to what you’ll experience on our server.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft, then come join us and see if you can survive the insanity. Just remember, nothing is off-limits on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Ready Minecraft SMP Next Time

ahead of the game, anticipation, equipped, Foresight, future planning, future readiness, future-proof, Minecraft, next time, on top of things, ORGANIZED, planning ahead, PREPARED, preparedness, prepped, Proactive, readiness, Ready, ready for anything, set for success, smp, Strategic, Time, we will be ready

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	4605
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a House Blindfolded” challenge where the results are always hilarious.

We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of fluffy warriors. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then join us on our server. Just remember, next time we will be ready for whatever craziness comes our way!

BFsMessyMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BFsMessyMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Burnt, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, dentist, Fairness, freezer meal, household chores, mac n cheese, morning routine, Oven, Procedure, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, burnt Mac n cheese, and passive-aggressive cleaning requests!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who should clean up a mess. Will you choose to be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what drama will unfold next, making every gameplay experience a rollercoaster of emotions.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where burnt dishes and cleaning disputes reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

CarrotCakeCatastrophe

accommodating allergies, accommodating guests, allergic, birthday cake traditions, birthday celebrations, Birthday Party, cake choices, cake flavors, carrot cake, CarrotCakeCatastrophe, Cultural traditions, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, food allergies, husband’s birthday, party etiquette, party planning, respecting preferences, special occasions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cake choices? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic cake battles you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a world where carrot cake lovers and haters unite to fight for their favorite flavor. Will you stand with the carrot cake enthusiasts or join the rebellion against it? The choice is yours!

But beware, there’s a special event where players must bake cakes for their allergic friends in-game. Fail to do so and face the wrath of the cake gods!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with cake drama and family feuds. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

altering the past, changing the future, do-overs, hindsight, improving oneself, learning from the past, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTraveler

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything you want! Want to redo that embarrassing moment in high school? Done. Want to invest in Bitcoin before it blew up? Easy peasy. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Well, we can’t promise that, but you get the idea. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of time-traveling llamas who are always down for a good laugh and a wild adventure. So come join us and rewrite your history in the most ridiculous way possible!