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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Emeralds Found:	8558	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Dragon Eggs Found:	1170	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

GrannyGriefer420

aita, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, Father, Grandchild, Grandma, Grandparents, GrannyGriefer420, Mother, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, stepmom, stepmother, telling dad, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	277311	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and baby name battles.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is peaceful and boring? Come to our server where you can experience the thrill of telling your dad his wife can’t be called Grandma! Watch the drama unfold as you navigate through the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between stepmother and biological mother as they battle it out for the title of Grandma. Will they come to a compromise or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

BlockyFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s dumbest movie title competition, where players can submit their most ridiculous movie titles for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual popcorn.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

GoogleCraft: Type & Discover!

algorithm, autocomplete, browsing, Curiosity, Digital, DISCOVER, discovery, discovery journey, Exploration, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, INFORMATION, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, search engine, serendipity, suggested search, suggestion, Technology, TYPE, Typing, unexpected

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PatriotCraft – Defend Kyiv!

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, kyiv, Military, missile defense, nato, negotiations, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine, us, and israel sending patriot systems to kyiv for ultimate protection against creepers and zombies!!! 😂🤣

imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.

join now for the most intense and chaotic minecraft experience you’ll ever have, trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🔥💣🚀 #minecraftwarfare #patriotdefense #blockyprotection

Pooches vs People

Animals, bathroom, Behavior, confusion, Curiosity, Dogs, domesticated, humans, hygiene, indoor, inside, Outdoor, outside, people, Pets, Pooches, Poop, potty, Questioning, Relief, Training, Wonder

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4461	Mines Excavated:	2495
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!

SomeleCraft Network

Adventure, Challenges, Community, cooperation, creativity, Environment, Experience, Factions, Floating, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, ISLAND, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Resources, SKY, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Treasures, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

SomeleCraft – Servidor de Minecraft

SomeleCraft is an exciting Minecraft server that offers players the chance to dive into three unique and exciting game modes. With a focus on fun and community, SomeleCraft provides a varied and exciting gaming experience for all Minecraft fans. The three game modes available on SomeleCraft are:

1. Extreme Survival: – In Extreme Survival mode, players will face intense and exciting challenges in a hostile environment where they will have to survive against all odds. Scarce resources, dangerous enemies and the need for strategy will be key to survival in this game mode.

2. Gens: – Gens mode offers players the chance to explore a world full of mystery and adventure. With unique challenges, hidden treasures, and the ability to interact with other factions, players will be able to immerse themselves in a fascinating gaming experience full of surprises.

3. Skyblock: – In Skyblock mode, players will be challenged to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Creativity, planning and cooperation will be critical to thriving in this unique and challenging environment.

Whether exploring extreme landscapes in Extreme Survival, unraveling secrets in Gens or defying gravity in Skyblock, SomeleCraft offers a variety of gaming experiences to suit the tastes of all players. Join us at SomeleCraft and immerse yourself in a world of adventure, fun and camaraderie in the Minecraft universe. Your next great adventure awaits you at SomeleCraft!

play.somelecraft.com

MC Down Under

BUILD, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Explore, Flight, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MC Down Under, Minecraft, PvE, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7234	Emeralds Found:	4146
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

A place where you can come build, have fun and explore the many many dungeons that mcdownunder has to offer, we also have an economy where you can shop til you hearts desire. Flight is allowed if you have time, ranks to get the jobs that you need or want to earn those $$ so come have fun and make new friends in MC DOWN UNDER

85.190.131.181

Survival – No Resets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	880	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Survival server where you get paid to play! We offer One Person Sleeps to swiftly switch to day, the ability to sit, and guaranteed protection for your progress. Our dedicated server ensures no resets, with a Jail reserved for troublemakers. Count on our reliable staff for continuous support. The longer you play, the more privileges you earn—start ranking up today!

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Minecraft server: /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline Craze

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, city of nightmare, collaboration event, CRAZE, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, Frontline, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline General, guides, Kurisu Makise, lore material, lurk before posting., Mayuri Shiina, maze guess, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, News, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Steins;Gate, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story, truth-seeking kronos, Zero Charge

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	85
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”

But wait, there’s more! We have translated story and lore material that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our news and events – we’ve got more going on than a zombie siege during a blood moon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember our motto: “Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting.” Because if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on the most epic trolling and building experiences this side of the End Portal. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is about to become the Switch 2 of the Minecraft world! Imagine a server so affordable, it’s practically a game boy for your virtual adventures. With prices dropping to just $99, you’ll have more diamonds to spare for building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and be part of the millions upon millions of players who will flock to our server for its unbeatable prices. Who needs a Switch 2 when you can have a budget-friendly Minecraft experience that will blow your mind? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to game like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!