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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	115
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

Zenolineth

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Zenolineth – Free OP – All Gamemodes – Any Commands – Online 5 days a week – Please enjoy my server! 🙂

Zenolineth.minehut.gg

TimeBreak RP-Polit 1.13 – 1.20.2 Minecraft server

build battle, Castle Battle, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Sky Wars, Spleef

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	4251	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to TimeBreak – a unique server with a friendly atmosphere. With us you can realize any of your ideas – from building a giant bunker to taking over a server and its economy. Administrators do not interfere with the gameplay, thereby leaving the server to the players. There are no cheaters on the server, and cheating for no reason is instantly stopped. Everyone here has their own ideas and goals, this will not let you get bored. Unite into groups, clans, or create your favorite European country. Decide your destinies, start

revolution, or create a single peaceful kingdom with democracy. Yes, yes, everyone can create their own story, and you can start right now. The server is actively looking for newcomers, and good players will share valuable loot to start full-fledged survival. The wipe was 08/19/2023, so you have every chance to become the strongest and richest! Small RP rules will teach you how to survive and use the RP process, be sure to read them!

Also, there are no cheating donations, whales, etc. on the server. Donat adds only an unobtrusive icon in the chat and tab and several auxiliary commands in accordance with the level. For us, donating is not a way to become the coolest, but a way to support the server!

“RP-Political” is a world where you can become anyone: a president, a miner, a builder, or even a hired killer. Build your dream project, or create a country and unite people to bring the most complex structures into the world of Minecraft.

Elements of vanilla survival, and a bit of RP will make it more meaningful to play. We are against privates, that’s why we don’t have them at all! There is some protection from griefing and inadequate players with help. Even if your house is broken, just file a complaint and the administration will help you at the same hour and everything will be instantly restored to its previous state!

Frequent updates and events will not make you bored!

“RP-Survival” – plunge into an exciting world on our TimeBreak server! Interact with other players, choose your profession, develop in a fascinating story, and overcome the difficulties of survival together with the players. Immerse yourself in exciting adventures, build your houses, businesses, farms, explore dangerous caves and fight monsters. Your imagination is your only limit in this exciting world of RP-Survival! Take the challenge and become a real master of this survival game. Your survival story begins only here and now!

We have plugins installed such as: Core Inspect, PlasmoVoice, EmoteCraft, Alcohol, and much more for fun.

Come in now – IP: timebreak.gomc.fun

Version 1.13 – 1.20.1

Do you play on Bedrock? Then come over, IP: m19.joinserver.ru 25662

We have enough room for everyone!

Discord: https://discord.gg/jvbrgMcw6F

Donation website: https://timebreak.trademc.org/

Map RP-Political: https://timebreak.dynmap.xyz/

RP-Survival Map: https://timebreakrp.dynmap.xyz/

Have a nice and happy game on TimeBreak, We’ll be waiting for you!

timebreak.gomc.fun

gaby

Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

54.39.137.158 is the ip idk why i cant do type that but its a chill survival players with around 4 players playing every day we got easy sleep,trade,homes and more join if you want to have some fun

54.39.137.158

Browniemc nl be

Kingdom, Prison, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Votes:	6350
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Hey guys,

We are BrownieMC

Would you like to play our server?

This can be done via Play.BrownieMC.nl

DC: https://discord.gg/3Fc8vKjfeC

See you soon

Kind regards, BrownieMC Staff Team

Play.BrownieMC.nl

The Earth

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Farms Harvested:	447
Mines Excavated:	1562	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

The Earth is a towny server playing on a 20kx20k custom map, with a few plugins to make the server more interesting. We are trying to foster a friendly and welcoming community.

66.70.132.24:25602

DragonEmpire Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, License, No Registration, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Emeralds Found:	419	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the monitoring page of our favorite project – DragonEmpire!

IP: Dragon-empire.ru

PORT: 19132

MCBE 1.20.0 – 1.20.60+

Spend the upcoming clan wars and New Year holidays with us! It’s already snowing!

1. On DragonEmpire you can survive with your friends in peace and quiet or fight!

2. Affordable and cool donation.

3. Respectable players, responsive administration, rich history since 2017

4. Frequent events and competitions (wars, holidays, streams, cool giveaways)

Join us! Our server is cooler than others and lives up to the expectations placed on it! Be brave, already available:

• Mystical chests

• Buyer

• Elevators

• Warps

• Clans ⚔️

• Businesses

• PvP mode ⚔

• Auto-Mine ⛏

• Wide range of building blocks*

• Vanilla generation ☀️

• Reliable region system

• Friendly and responsive administration

• Mechanisms ☀️

• Boers

• Repairing, enchanting, purchasing items and blocks, renaming any items for server currency

• Donation cases

• CCTV Cameras

• Snow management and snow-covered foliage!

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5PqhPG7YJk

– VK Group: https://vk.com/dragon_empire_magic

(ℹ️) – Information:

(⚕) – Auto-donation – https://shop.dragon-empire.ru

IP – dragon-empire.ru

Port – 19132

(♨️) – Version: 1.20.0 – 1.20.60+

dragon-empire.ru:19132

TheUltimate_Server

Factions, FTB, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

TheUltimate_Server Is a PVP server That Uses a Modpack That adds alot of content to make it intresting, Here is the MODPACK:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i8Z53BdkWIs30MEacNAc4eF__Na0fOBh/view?usp=sharing

51.81.23.41:25573

Stonepixel

Cracked, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

StonePixel Survival!!!!!!!!For best minecraft survival experience join StonePixel!!!!!!!!Here you will get –-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-– Mcmmo– Jobs– Economy– CustomShops– Free Ranks( ranks will upgrade as per your stats)– Crates( From which you will get free rewards)Many more things soon!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-JOIN NOW! play.stonepixel.in

play.stonepixel.in

Noodleland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	788276	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	129
Dragon Eggs Found:	8487	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	7872
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

CONNECT: mc.noodleland.pw Discord: https://discord.gg/kQ3YjKv

Noodleland is a laid back semi-vanilla survival server that boasts a growing community that welcomes all. Make friends, build amazing things, and get rich through our vast player economy!

Earn better vote rewards and perks by spending your riches on better ranks.

Our blend of plugins includes Grief Prevention, Keep Inventory, Player Shops, MCMMO, Essentials, and many others to deliver the best possible experience.

If you ever need any help, contact us on our Discord or any one of our active staff on the server.

Join Noodleland and become a fellow Noodler!

mc.noodleland.pw

💎Excalibur-Craft Servers with mods⚡1.6.4 – 1.20.3⚡ Minecraft server

Quake, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9

A variety of servers with more than 250 different mods, including exclusive and custom ones, are waiting for you.

Classic:The latest classic version of Minecraft without mods.

Pixelmon 1.12.2:A server in the Pokemon universe, where you have to develop your Pokemon.Mods:– Pixelmon and addons.– Furniture Mod.– Storage Drawers– Tinkers’ Construct and addons.

Industrial 1.7.10:Industrial server.Mods:– Industrial Craft 2 and addons.– Applied Energistics 2 and addons.– Thermal Expansion and addons.– Forestry and addons.– Extra Utilities.

Galaxy 1.7.10:Industrial server with a journey through the planets.Mods:-GalactiCraft– Industrial Craft 2 and addons.– Applied Energistics 2 and addons.– Thermal Expansion and addons.– Forestry and addons.

HiTech 1.12.2:Industrial server.Mods:– Industrial Craft 2 and addons.– IndustrialForegoing– Applied Energistics 2 and addons.– Thermal Expansion and addons.– Forestry and addons.– Extra Utilities.– Tinkers’ Construct and addons.

TechnoMagicSky 1.7.10:Industrial server with magic mods.Mods:– Industrial Craft 2 and addons.– ExNihilo and addons.– Applied Energistics 2 and addons.– Thermal Expansion and addons.– Forestry and addons.– Extra Utilities.– ThaumCraft and addons.– Draconic Evolution and addons.

Magic 1.7.10:Magic server.Mods:– ThaumCraft and addons.– Divine RPG– Botania and addons.– Blood Magic and addons.– Twilight Forest– AOA– Witchery.

Magic 1.12.2:Magic server.Mods:– ThaumCraft and addons.– AOA– Vampirism and addons.– AstralSorcery– Botania and addons.– Twilight Forest– Tinkers’ Construct and addons.

TerraFirmaCraft1.12.2:Hardcore server.Mods:– TerraFirmaCraft and addons.

Magic 1.20.1:

Magic server.

Mods:

– Vampirism and addons.

– AstralSorcery

– Divine RPG

– Botania and addons.

– Blood Magic and addons.

– Twilight Forest

STALKER 1.7.10:A self-written server in the stalker universe.Mods:– StalkerMOD-TheGuns– SmartMoving– CustomNPC