🔥not for Human Consumption Minecraft Servers

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3785
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ores Mined:	9366	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!