not for Human Consumption – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, control freak, Dangerous, E.coli, Food Safety, harmful bacteria, health concerns, LISTERIA, MilkyMayhem, Minecraft, not for Human Consumption, overstepped, raw milk, relationship, salmonella, Server, Trust, unpasteurized, vegan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

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New Server IP
HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

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Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

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NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

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New Server IP
TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

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New Server IP
Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

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New Server IP
KTCube — Minecraft game servers Minecraft server

banner, Community, Creative, description, game servers, Gaming, java edition, KTCube, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, Server, server image, server-network, Survival

Minecraft game server

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SpongeCraft

1.21.4, Community, costumes, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Ranking system, Relics, Server, smp, SpongeCraft, Survival, Towny

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Features
Towny & Resource World
Toggleable keep inventory
Custom enchantments and relics
Player shops, auction houses, and server shop
Events, parkour, and minigames
Unique ranking system
Fun cosmetics
Jobs and level-up perks
Survival and vote crates

About Us
SpongeCraft is a community with a focus on building, community, and projects. We host events and have an active Discord.

Rules
No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior.

Important Links
PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Discord
Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I grief or troll other players on the server?

A: No, griefing, trolling, and ruining gameplay for others is not allowed on SpongeCraft.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server, such as hacking?

A: No, hacking or abusing unfair advantages is strictly prohibited on SpongeCraft.

Q: What kind of language and behavior is allowed on the server?

A: We aim to keep the server PG-13, so please refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior.

Q: How can I join events and what kind of prizes can I win?

A: You can join events on SpongeCraft by participating in the scheduled activities. Winners can receive in-game prizes and even gift cards at times.

Q: How can I stay updated on server changes and community news?

A: You can stay updated on server changes and community news through our Discord server and by regularly checking our website for announcements.