not for Human Consumption – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, control freak, Dangerous, E.coli, Food Safety, harmful bacteria, health concerns, LISTERIA, MilkyMayhem, Minecraft, not for Human Consumption, overstepped, raw milk, relationship, salmonella, Server, Trust, unpasteurized, vegan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

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ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

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Redutu Network

Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, business management, Earth, Gaming, Gaming Community, Guster.ro, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Games, Popular, real world map, Redutu Network, Resource Management, Romania, Romanian Server, Server, Survival, survival earth, Tycoon

Guster.ro is a popular Minecraft server in Romania, offering game modes such as Survival Earth (real world map), Tycoon (resource and business management) and BoxPVP (intense battles in a small arena).

GUSTER.RO

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Tomoso Smp: Where the creepers are chill and the community is small… but mighty!

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Mighty, multiplayer, No Griefing, No mods, player-driven, PvP, Small, smp, Survival, survival server, Tomoso, Unique, Vanilla, vanilla based

Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Plugins	Quality of life plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have general rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players, which are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I create land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server to maintain the original Minecraft feel.
How do I participate in the diamond-based economy?	You can trade with other players using diamonds as currency or participate in player-run markets.

BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

ancien régime, Babylon, BabylonCraft, beasts of burden, blood lines, caste system, cosmology, Creation, Cycles, Daemonism, egypt, heaven’s, higher forms of existence, History, Minecraft, occultists, philosophers, progress, Rome 2.0, sacrifice, selective breeding, Server, Techne

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

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RingWars Minecraft Server

barren volcanic, cannibalizing, dark fantasy, dark lord, Destruction, epic battle, epic conclusion, evil ruler, Extinction, FANTASY, fantasy world, Hellscape, master plan, middle earth, Minecraft, next step, orc infested, Plants, power struggle, rapid extinction, RingWars, Server, war of the ring

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the one ring has been won and Middle Earth is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with volcanic eruptions and orc cannibalism! Will you join forces with the remaining survivors or embrace your inner orc and feast on your enemies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive at all costs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of this epic, twisted adventure unlike any other!

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Ex-Hubby Drama Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, Communication, Divorce, Drama, ExHubby, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, loyalty, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, role models, Server, Sisterhood, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chance to reconnect with long-lost family members, exes, and their new partners – all while navigating the treacherous waters of loyalty and betrayal.

Who needs to build a house when you can build bridges between feuding family members instead? Will you choose to stay loyal to your sister, or will you risk it all for a chance at a new friendship?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your block. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family drama showdown!

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TripPanicDineGoneWild

Apologize.., awkward, Communication, Concert, Dinner, embarrassed, family, Friend, Hotel, Irritation, jabs, leaving early, Planning, refund, reservations, ticket, trip, TripPanicDineGoneWild, UNFAIR, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

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Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

Minecraft30Advice4Teens

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

aquatic animals, Brazil, Coast, cocaine, CokeCraft, drug contamination, drug contamination in wildlife, drug detection, drug exposure, drug testing, drug use, environmental impact, illegal drugs, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean pollution, Sharks, sharky, Shores, south america, wildlife

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

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ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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