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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Votes:	4410
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	1560	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

CraftyBanterMC

Analysis, banning, Behavior, Communication, CraftyBanterMC, data, Digital, Discourse, fake news, findings, INFORMATION, Jan. 6, Misinformation, Northeastern, ONLINE, Platform, research, social media, study, twitter, Users

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	577
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	72	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

AirportUberNoMore

Airport, AirportUberNoMore, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, disability, Driving, Elderly, exhaustion, Expectations, family, favoritism, Guilt, parents, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, social anxiety, Support, Transportation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
New Chunks Explored:	93213	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	3811
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!