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RegretCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where exploding green creatures boogie down to the latest hits from DJ Skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that annoying block game all over again.

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

#pokemon sun, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, dislike, frustrating, Gaming, hate, Minecraft, Monsters, negative opinion, not a fan, not enjoyable, not impressed, not my favorite, not worth it, pixelated, Pocket, pokemon, pokemon franchise, pokemon games, pokemon moon, smp, sun and moon, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	1289
Runes Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

annoying sound, auditory experience, beats, blocky, city noise, different genres, enjoyable sounds, lack of enjoyment, Minecraft, movements, Music, music appreciation, music taste, music therapy, music therapy benefits, not enjoyable, past memories, Personal preferences, Server, sound perception, Taste, trends, tried many times

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	5713
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring music that just sounds like city noise? Do you want to experience a server where the only tunes you’ll hear are the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and zombie groans? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only music you’ll hear is the sound of blocks breaking and pigs oinking. Who needs mainstream music when you can have the soothing sounds of mining and crafting? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying tunes forever!

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

WeddingCraft2021

birthday clash, coping mechanism, emotional distress, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family rift, financial constraints, financial reasons, Guilt, school holidays, venue availability, venue deposit, wedding budget, wedding date, wedding logistics, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9428	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

MeatEaterMinecraftSMP

adventurous eating, bizarre dishes, bizarre meats, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, exotic food, exotic meats, Foodie Adventures, MeatEaterMinecraftSMP, offbeat dining, strange cuisine, strange delicacies, trying new foods, uncommon cuisine, uncommon meats, unique dining experiences, unusual dining experiences, unusual dishes, unusual meat, weird food

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6279
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

WeaponWielderMC Server

Canadian, Confrontation, crime, firearms, FLEEING, Incident, investigation, Investigators, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, News, Police, Public Safety, RCMP, runaway, Server, Shot, Surrender, SUSPECT, Teen, weapons, WeaponWielderMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief

arrest, arrested, Boy, creeper, crime, current events, custody, dad, family, Father, GeekyCraft, georgia, Gun Violence, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Mischief, News, Parent, school safety, school shooting, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Biodiversity ShadowCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, biodiversity preservation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecological crisis, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environment, environmental degradation, global impact, habitat destruction, human impact, long shadow, Loss, Natural resources, ShadowCraft, species extinction, wildlife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Tall Lady Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are taller than the trees and the adventures are bigger than your wildest dreams! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being towered over by giant ladies who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that these Amazonian women have secret powers that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “Steve.” So come on, join us and see if you can measure up to these towering beauties – literally!

WaWa’s SMP Adventures – Kiara’s Blocky Escapades

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further than our Enigmatic Recollection server! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even some steamy encounters with Raora and Nerissa (wink wink).

Forget about boring schedules, we stream whenever we feel like it because we’re rebels like that. Our Myth Anniversary 3D Live event is going to blow your mind on September 14th, so mark your calendars!

Join us for the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Enigmatic Recollection. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to capture the moment with a crowd reaction edit. It’s all part of the fun! So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

MommaCopterNoMore

bedwetting, bedwetting solutions, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, goodnites, helicopter parent, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCopterNoMore, narcissistic parent, parent-child relationships, parenting issues, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, self reflection, teenage autonomy, teenage embarrassment, teenage problems, teenage rebellion, wet sheets

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2451
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and unique traits! Are you tired of hiding your bedwetting habits from the world? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we celebrate it!

Join us and build your very own pee-proof fortress, complete with waterproof bedding and a golden toilet throne fit for a bedwetting king or queen! Show off your Goodnites collection in our virtual living room, where everyone can admire your dedication to staying dry.

But that’s not all! Engage in epic battles with other players, where the ultimate weapon is a water gun filled with, you guessed it, pee! Let your creativity flow (pun intended) as you navigate through our bedwetting-themed challenges and quests.

And if anyone tries to judge you for your nighttime shenanigans, just tell them you’re doing some “self-reflection” and they’ll back off real quick. So come on, join our server and let your bedwetting flag fly high! It’s time to show the world that wetting the bed is nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a sign of ultimate comfort and relaxation. Let’s make Minecraft wet again!

ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.