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IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1102
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	3983
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	8110
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	1946	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!