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The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Lame, Order, Entertainment, Pro Wrestling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

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Minecraft SMP: Weeb-free Zone

Power Fantasy, not cool, ugly backgrounds, Zone, CGDCT

Are you tired of boring anime and manga? Do you want something fresh and exciting? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles.

Forget about the same old shonen, CGDCT, or isekai stories. Our SMP is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got talking cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players never fail to impress.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or pig racing. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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Blocky Bro Buds: Where Creeper Trolling is a Bonding Ritual

Trust, Emotional support, brotherhood, boyfriends, solidarity

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and TALKING CREEPERS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANCING PIGS and SINGING SHEEP. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will be granted three wishes by the MINECRAFT GODS themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY DIAMOND MOUNTAIN, where players can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of FIRE-BREATHING LLAMAS. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the DISCO DUNGEON, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest tunes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Non-CanonCraft: Where Everything is Possible!

Disappointment, meme, never be canon, denial, Reality

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?

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UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

PROTESTS, Student Life, U.S, 1960s, CREEPERS

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

CREEPIN, ANONYMOUS, Calliopes, Calliope Mori, monkey noises

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

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DiverseCraft: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite!

diversity in gaming culture, diversity in gaming content, diversity in game development, DiverseCraft, diversity matters

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and bland landscapes? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so diverse, it makes the United Nations look like a bunch of clones!

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the latest tunes while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss mob, the Legendary Llama of Doom! Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, it’s the type of diversity games need!

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40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

hard work, growth, creeper, Milestones, whats

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

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Llama Land Adventure

pardoned, stealing their faces, Leaf Village, molesting children, invading the Leaf Village

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

open availability, lols, Dedicated, fast response, Open for service

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

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Not Cool

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!