Not Attractive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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not my thing, unsexy, not enticing, Sexy, unappealing

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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BlockyBabes

physical appearance, Misconception, societal norms, DATING, Individuality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

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“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

Confidence, lack of flirting, lack of eye contact, subtle signs, avoidance

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

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Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, attractiveness, DATING, Average, controversial

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

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OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, not attractive, Oopsie, tall guy problems, dating struggles

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

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GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills

sharing, compromise, Principles, agreements, joint account

Looking for a Minecraft server that values commitment and sticking to agreements? Look no further than our server! Just like bills don’t vanish while you’re on vacation, our rules and regulations don’t disappear either. Join us for some blocky fun and learn the importance of honoring commitments, just like in this wild story of financial woes and relationship drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game partner – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CelebCrushSMP

underrated actress, Celebrity, Crush, celebrity obsession, celebrity crush

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

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WallstreetCraft

compliance issues, insider trading, corporate greed, white collar crime, Investment Banking

Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftySemiteFun

Xenophobia, religious persecution, HUMAN RIGHTS, anti-semitism, discrimination

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

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OxyCraft: Blowout Challenge

candle trick, candle challenge, candle extinguishing, oxygen levels, carbon dioxide levels

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we breathe oxygen and not carbon dioxide cuz why not? imagine tryna blow out a candle and u just can’t cuz u breathing the good stuff. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers are afraid of their own shadows. come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s a party up in here!

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