not asking about your day Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

always busy, avoiding spending time together, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, canceling plans last minute, distant behavior, ignoring your feelings, lack of affection, lack of commitment, lack of communication, mixed signals, no effort in relationship, no emotional connection, no future plans, no physical intimacy, not asking about your day, not initiating contact, not introducing you to friends/family, not listening, not making an effort to get to know you, not prioritizing the relationship, signs he’s not interested

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	2170	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of trying to figure out if that guy you like is into you or not? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where the only signs you’ll be looking for are the ones pointing you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs a guy when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun! So ditch the relationship drama and come play with us, where the only rejection you’ll face is when a zombie doesn’t drop any loot. Join now for a love story filled with diamonds, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of lava (but hey, at least it’s not heartbreak)!

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	5060
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	7715
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	7428	New Chunks Explored:	65858
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1508	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6989	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	59
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!