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SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ores Mined:	5521

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Towns Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	686
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	8180	Villages Defended:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5322

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	4381	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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