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EpicFailCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP

#venting, anxiety, Community, coping, depression, emotional, fren, Friday feels, friday night, FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP, late night, lonely, mental health, Mental Wellness, Sadness, self-care, stress, Struggling, Support, Thread, weekend blues

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	4226	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.

4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.

StripClubBudget100

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8532	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being undecided like a chicken trying to cross the road? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020

AlQaedaSlayerCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

join our minecraft server and become a master of destruction like the US military! we killed the leader of Al Qaeda-Aligned group in syria in minecraft and now we’re looking for players who can bring that same level of chaos to our server.

build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! who needs real-life warfare when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come join us and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Ravencraft: Where adults play Minecraft and somehow still get lost

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mines Excavated:	4700

Server Name	Ravencraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
Community	Adult players who enjoy building, exploring, and creating together
Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
Gallery	https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with community beds
Updated Overworld road network and Nether tunnel system
Donor support for high-end hardware
Dynmap and Discord integration
LGBTQI+ friendly community

Player Criteria

Age 18 and over
No hacks or cheats allowed
Respectful behavior towards other players
Enjoy chatting and playing in a friendly environment

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.

Q: Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?

A: No, hacking or cheating mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply hop on the server, check out the community, and then fill out a quick application to join.

Q: Are there regular community events or competitions?

A: Yes, we have regular events and competitions for players to participate in.

Q: Is the server active with a lot of players online?

A: Yes, we have an active player base and are always looking for new members to join the community.

Crafty Classrooms Minecraft Server

Awareness, Boundaries, children, Classrooms, Communication, consent, Crafty, curriculum, Digital Learning, educational games, educational tools, empowerment, Fun, games, healthy relationships, Interactive, learning, Minecraft, Prevention, progressive education, Server, sexual education, society, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Villages Defended:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4954	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not only fun but also educational? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to teaching kids about sexual education in a safe and age-appropriate way.

Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft SMP: Eleven’s Demogorgon Dance Party

1980s, alternate dimension, binge-worthy, Dance, demogorgon, eleven, Elevens, fan theories, Finale, friendship, Hawkins, Horror, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, Nostalgia, Party, Sci Fi, smp, stranger things, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, upside down

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Upside Down of Minecraft worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of Demogorgons start chasing you through the caves. But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with special weapons like Eleven’s telekinetic powers and Steve’s trusty bat to help you fend off those pesky monsters.

And that’s not all! Our server events are out of this world. From fighting off a horde of mind flayers to competing in a race against the Demodogs, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s stranger than fiction, join us now and let the madness begin!

RedLineWorkplace Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2515
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond chicken or battle against a horde of evil villagers led by a zombie pigman king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Blocktopia: Uncover & Conquer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most life-changing secret you’ll ever uncover!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass once you find this majestic bird!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your world turned upside down with mind-blowing secrets and outrageous adventures!

BlockyJailbreakFun

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	714640	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

OMG, dis server is lit AF, like a prison break but in Minecraft! Join us and experience the thrill of escaping from a Russian jail filled with ISIS prisoners. Slash guards, seize hostages, and cause chaos in the most epic virtual prison break ever! Can you survive the mayhem and make it out alive? Join now and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🤣🔥🚓 #minecraftmadness #prisonbreakfun