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EpicFailCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4555	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6572	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	132
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Mines Excavated:	2132

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	89

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Magic Items Found:	3269
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	5289
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!