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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3050 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7414 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 488 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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