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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	637
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

CrazyHaremMCServer

Anime games, arknights, Azur Promilia, blue archive, Chinese, clorinde, Collaboration Drama, CrazyHaremMCServer, Fan, firefly, genshin impact, Geovishap pet, harem, Honkai, Lock Drama, Mahjong Soul, mainstream audience, male protagonist, mihoyo, Naming Drama, PV Drama, Skadi Banner, star rail

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more scandals and controversies than a reality TV show, and we’re not afraid to stir the pot!

Join us for the Azur Promilia’s Male Protagonist Lock Drama, where players fight over who gets to be the main character and who’s just a sidekick. Or dive into the Blue Archive and Mahjong Soul Collaboration Drama, where alliances are made and broken over virtual card games.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the Arknights Skadi Banner Naming Drama, where players argue over the perfect name for a banner. And don’t miss out on the Honkai: Star Rail Firefly PV Drama, where the fate of the world hinges on a pixelated firefly.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Genshin Impact Clorinde “Geovishap pet” Drama, where players debate whether a virtual pet is worth all the fuss.

So come join us on this wild ride of drama, intrigue, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you next!

CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Star Shards Collected:	191
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
New Chunks Explored:	219319	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old movies that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got movie recommendations that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a portal opens up and you’re transported into a world where you can watch movies with your favorite Minecraft characters. Steve and Alex are the ultimate movie critics, giving their stamp of approval on films like “The Ender Dragon Chronicles” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeleton Warriors.”

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive movie screenings in our virtual theater made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine sneaking in to watch his favorite rom-com.

So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our server and experience cinematic masterpieces that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man!” in no time. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching experience that will leave you saying, “I’d give it a diamond pickaxe out of 10!”

CraftyNippon Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral trade, Close ally, CraftyNippon, diplomatic consequences, economic cooperation, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global partnerships, Indian firms, international relations, international trade agreements, Japan, Minecraft, political pressure, russia, SANCTION, sanctions enforcement, Server, strategic alliances, trade ties

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	167158
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, diamonds for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. But wait, there’s more! Our mods are like wizards, casting spells to make your builds epic AF.

And get this, our community is like a close ally, just like Japan and India. We’re all about that trade, baby. You wanna join us for some sick trades and alliances? Then hop on this server, where the fun never stops and the memes never end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell Russia, they might get jealous of all the fun we’re having without them.

ZombieCraft: Japan Outbreak

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	6688

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where flesh-eating bacteria roam the land, ready to take you out in just two days!

But don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from these deadly bacteria. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to tame them and use them as your own personal army!

Join now for a chance to become the ultimate bacteria warrior and conquer the land with your infectious powers. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TasteTestTyrant

culinary history, EXECUTION, food allergies, food allergy, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food testing, historical anecdotes, King’s food taster, medieval chefs, medieval executions, medieval history, medieval punishment, royal chefs, royal court, royal cuisine, royal food tasting, royal kitchens, TasteTestTyrant, unknown allergy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

DMVPlatesRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of driving around with boring old license plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll hook you up with some custom plates that will make all the other players jealous. We’ve got insiders at the DMV who can get you any design you want, whether it’s a picture of your pet goldfish or a unicorn riding a skateboard. So why settle for plain plates when you can roll up in style on our server? Join now and let the license plate madness begin!

Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

BdayBashCraft

aita, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, DAUGHTER, dlc, Friends, Generosity, Gifts, legend of zelda, mario kart 8, nintendo switch, Opinions, overboard, parenting, Shy.., spoiling, super mario odyssey, tears of the kingdom, timid, Zelda Breath of the Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5675	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Players Killed by Monsters:	9362	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, you think buying your daughter a few video games is spoiling her? Ha! You haven’t seen anything yet! Join our Minecraft server and spoil yourself with endless adventures and fun!

Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.

Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!