SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	382	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take heritage insults very seriously! If anyone dares to mention your Native American or Mediterranean background in a negative way, we’ll collect their heads in the game just like a boss! Join us if you want to unleash your inner warrior and show those haters who’s boss in the virtual world. So, if you’re ready to defend your heritage with a vengeance and have a blast while doing it, now’s the freaking time to join us!

NoVacayKids2021

Africa, aita, alternative plans, CANCELLATION, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disappointment, family, husband, Kids, North Carolina, NoVacayKids2021, reaction, Summer, travel, Understanding, Universal, vacation, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Buildings Constructed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

RedFlagCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity, guaranteed to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

SovietSplatCraft

Anti-Aircraft Missiles, ATACMS, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military conflict, military equipment, military technology, military tensions, missile defense, russia, S-500 SAM System, SovietSplatCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3510
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!

PlanetCraftRacism

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Animals Bred:	185	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	145
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1481

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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