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VoidVortex Minecraft Server

Afterlife, black nothingness, Burning, Cancer, cluster headaches, Despair, drowning, eternal torment, Eternity, hopelessness, IMPALED, Infinite, invisible fire, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Nightmare, Pain, save me, screams, Server, Suffering, Terror, VoidVortex

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the endless torment of black nothingness and join a world filled with endless possibilities and laughter!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the treacherous lands and even teach you how to tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

Forget about eternal suffering and join us for a chance to create your own paradise filled with rainbow-colored sheep and diamond-encrusted trees. Who needs to be impaled and burned for eternity when you can ride a unicorn through a field of glitter and rainbows?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and escape the black void of eternal suffering for a world of endless fun and adventure!

ThirdieSMP – The New Map Drop!

battle royale, Drop, DROPPED, Expansion, game development, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming news, gaming update, gaming world, Map, map update, multiplayer, new content, new map, ONLINE, Release, third person, thirdie, ThirdieSMP, update, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Guess what, peasants! A new thirdie map has been dropped on our server and it’s time to flex those building skills and show off your diamond armor! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come on, join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

JobLink Minecraft Server

advice, Eviction, financial struggles, Friend, friendship, Help, interview, job applications, Job Opportunities, Job Search, JobLink, judgmental, Minecraft, parenting, performance issues, qualifications, Server, single mother, Support, tough love, tough situation, unemployed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of helping your friends get jobs only for them to fail miserably and blame you for it? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of being evicted, because let’s be real, who needs a job when you have Minecraft skills? Plus, you won’t have to worry about giving your friends interview tips, because here, the only question you’ll be answering is “How did you build that amazing castle?”

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be fired from is a cannon into the sky for a fun ride! See you there, single mom with two kids who definitely needs a break from reality!

CraftyColleagueClash

affair rumors, colleague rumors, confronting gossip, CraftyColleagueClash, dealing with gossip, handling rumors, inappropriate rumors, office politics, professional behavior, professional boundaries, school gossip, setting boundaries, toxic work environment, work relationships, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace drama, workplace dynamics, workplace gossip, workplace harassment, workplace professionalism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rumors and drama are the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous affairs, gossipy NPCs, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where the villagers can’t stop spreading rumors about your character having secret romances with other players. Watch out for those pesky gossiping villagers who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living soap opera.

Embark on quests to clear your name, confront the gossipmongers, and prove that you’re not the homewrecker they make you out to be. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the whispers and lies?

Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have scandalous affairs and juicy rumors to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyLiarDetector

controlling behavior, CraftyLiarDetector, deceitful behavior, deceitful individuals, deceptive behavior, deceptive individuals, detecting manipulation, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, identifying liars, manipulative people, Manipulative Tactics, pathological liars, pathological lying, psychological manipulation, recognizing manipulation, red flags of manipulation, signs of lying, spotting deception, spotting liars, toxic behavior

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting tricked by sneaky players on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Truth Serum” potion that forces players to tell the truth! Say goodbye to those pesky pathological liars and manipulative people once and for all!

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between the “Liar’s Lair” and the “Manipulator’s Mansion” – two factions battling it out for control of the server. Will you join forces with the truth-seekers or the master manipulators? The choice is yours!

But beware, rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker where the most notorious liars and manipulators gather to plot their next move. Will you dare to venture into the depths of deception and deceit?

So come on down to our server and test your skills at spotting those sneaky liars and manipulators. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden truths along the way!

BanglaCraft: Protest Secure Minecraft Server

activism, arrest, BanglaCraft, bangladesh, civil rights, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law enforcement, Leaders, Minecraft, Peaceful, Political, protest, Protesters, RIGHTS, Safety, Secure, SECURITY, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we protect our players ‘for their own security’ just like in bangladesh protest leaders! we will make sure you are safe from all the creepers and zombies, but watch out for the evil mods who will try to stop you from building the biggest and bestest minecraft creations. join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. you won’t regret it, unless you get banned for breaking the rules, then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on down to our server and let’s get this party started!

GayCraft: No Love Allowed

Africa, Allowed, civil rights, controversy, criminalising, discrimination, equality, gay sex, GayCraft, ghana, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, Legal System, LGBTQ, love, minority rights, Ruling, sexual orientation, Social Issues, top court

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Ghana court upholding a law against gay sex but in Minecraft form. come join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your rights in a blocky world. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground gay club (shh don’t tell the authorities). join now and be a part of the revolution, or just come for the memes. either way, you won’t regret it!

FoodMilesDentalExamCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient diet, ancient lifeways, archaeological methods, archeology, cultural anthropology, dental calculus examination, dietary habits, food analysis, food consumption, food origins, food preservation, food sourcing, food transportation, FoodMilesDentalExamCraft, future research, historical diet, historical research, long distance travel, modern supply chain

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5685	Invisible Walls Found:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we make food travel hundreds of blocks from where it was mined to where it’s eaten! dental calculus examination won’t work for archeologists in the future cuz we be eating all the diamonds and emeralds instead of food! come join us for a wild ride through time and space as we build insane structures and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Queen and the Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, Steve. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

ValiantMC

PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Animals Bred:	192
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3361	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crops Grown:	4822	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

GTA in Minecraft, Guns, PVP Quests, And More! Fight Players, NPCs, Create teams and take over the city! Fight your way through the city while earning rewards as you go, All items can be purchased with in game currency! Updates weekly. Allows versions 1.8 to 1.20.1!

valiantmc.org

FavoriteCraft

concerns, Economy, Factions, FavoriteCraft, Minecraft, Server, solution, Survival Games, Versatile

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5476	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Our server is suitable for everyone, it is a versatile server. We address your concerns and always try to find a solution.

mc.lembitucraft.com