Not A Hit Show MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!

not a triumph, not a smash hit, not well-received, LAUGHING, Flop

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

indie games, Server, obsproject, Steam Games by AGDG, Demo Days

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of Minecraft experiences! Join us for a wholesome Christian videogame edition where you can build your own virtual church and preach to pixelated villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that when you mine for diamonds, you might just uncover the legendary Sword of the Spirit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail of enchanted golden apples.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a Minecraft missionary, spreading the gospel of blocky goodness to all who dare to log on. So grab your pickaxe and your Bible, and let’s embark on a journey of faith and fun like never before!

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HungryCraft Minecraft Server

Trianon Treaty, hate, History, border disputes, nationalism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the epic battle between Romanians and Hungarians as they fight it out in pixelated glory. Will the Romanians finally get their revenge on Hungary for that one time they stole their sheep? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the farmyard? Or will you end up as chicken feed? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience all the madness and mayhem that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of an epic feud and battle giant chickens? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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BroBro’s Bounce House Minecraft Server

Irritation, Conflict Resolution, morning routine, newlyweds, anger issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with annoying siblings and their newlywed shenanigans! Tired of sharing your charger with your brother and his wife who think your skin care room is their personal suite? Join us and never worry about misplaced chargers or disrupted routines again!

Imagine a world where you can slam things in frustration without judgement, where oversleeping is a thing of the past, and where you can start your day early and be as productive as you want! Our server is a haven for those who value their personal space and sanity, where you can communicate your frustrations calmly and respectfully (or not, we won’t judge).

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests who eat all your food and leave without even saying goodbye properly. We promise you’ll never feel guilty for being relieved when they finally leave! Don’t be an AITA, be a part of our crazy Minecraft community where the only drama is the epic battles and adventures you’ll have in-game!

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CreeperFamDrama

creepy behavior, INDEPENDENCE, sibling favoritism, CreeperFamDrama, controlling parents

Are you tired of living in a strict and religious household where your parents think you’re a distraction to society? Do they make you dress up like a princess for family parties and talk about soulmates like it’s a soap opera? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that craziness!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without judgment from your parents. No need to worry about leading men and women astray, unless you count leading them to your epic builds and creations!

Forget about homeschooling and public school drama, on our server, the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to defeat the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry, there’s no dress code here – you can wear your fanciest dress or your comfiest pajamas, it’s all good!

So come join us on our server and escape the madness of your family life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly players. Just be careful not to fall for the creeper who’s always lurking around the corner!

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NoKidsNoDiamonds

negative aspects, not having children, self worth, empty nest syndrome, social stigma

Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

political interference, cybersecurity, Propaganda, Tories, Disinformation

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics

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CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back

sanctions, geopolitical tensions, eastern europe, occupied Crimea, WARFARE

lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars

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The Megahive MC

Factions, Economy, Bedwars, PvP, Survival

The Megahive Is A Minecraft Server & Org. It Has Been Created In 16/09/2020. It’s Just The Beginning Of The Megahive Minecraft Community. We’ve Lot Of Plans With This Org In Future & Now We’re Upgrading Our Server Slowly.

Currently Our Server Has Economy , Clan , PvP Based Survival, Great Lobby, Parkour.

play.themegahive.com

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Grimwald: The Semi-Spooky Vanilla Java SMP for Adults with Secrets and Whitelisted Mischief!

SemiSpooky, Datapacks, Plugins, Paytowin, qualityoflife

Minecraft Server Overview

About
World not started yet, Apply now to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

Features
– Proximity voicechat (optional)
– Vanilla tweaks datapacks
– Coreprotect instead of land claim
– Hard difficulty
– Democracy for major server decisions
– Updates to new versions promptly
– Vanilla-like configs
– Friendly community
– Minigames and events
– Group projects
– No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but overall it is mainly vanilla gameplay with added protection measures.

3. How are server decisions made?

Major server decisions are voted on by the players through a democracy system.

4. Is there a protection system in place?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing.

5. Are there regular updates to the server?

Updates to new versions are implemented soon after they are released.