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FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!

CREEPERS, Disappointment, Disaster, Failure, Flop, flop show, FlopCraft, LAUGHING, letdown, not a box office hit, not a hit, not a hit show, not a smash hit, not a success, not a triumph, not a victory, not a winner, not popular, not successful, not well-received, not working, underwhelming, unsuccessful

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	191
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1249
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Potions Brewed:	122
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!