Not A Fan MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoCraftForMeLOL

not a fan, not my thing at all, not my thing, Gaming, not interested

Are you tired of being a noob in every game you play? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a pro in no time, thanks to our secret potion of instant skill boost!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a unicorn? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom mods will have you laughing and crying tears of joy as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to meet famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve, Herobrine, and even Notch himself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper who just wants a hug (watch out for those explosions though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
UnpopularOpinionMinecraft SMP

didn’t appeal to me, smp, not my jam, didn’t grab me, Movie

OMG so like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be, like everrrrr. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that the owner is actually a secret billionaire who built the server on top of a volcano just for funsies. And get this, if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza!

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you unlock a secret level where you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs out of your nose. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So like, forget about those boring servers with no pizazz, come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?? So what are you waiting for, join now and let the craziness begin! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CrazyCrafters

unpopular opinion, not interested, unconventional preferences, not for me, not a fan of

Do you hate pineapple on pizza? Are you sick of people judging you for not liking it? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll fit right in! We’re a community of anti-pineapple pizza enthusiasts who bond over our mutual disgust for that abomination of a topping. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a pineapple farmer who is out for revenge on all pineapple lovers. So if you want to avoid being haunted by a fruit-loving specter, join us now!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SuperBowlersOnly

anti-Super Bowl, non-watchers, halftime show, disinterest, Boycott

Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not recommended, tried it once

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoBandSMPHate

Unbearable, intolerable, ANNOYING, can’t stand, dislike

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
HateCraftHideout

not my thing, against the grain, Overrated, HateCraftHideout, not for me

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

Pocket, Monsters, #pokemon sun, pixelated, Gaming

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
HateflixMC

widely loved, dissenting view, audience favorite, blockbuster, HateflixMC

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

not my speed, unpopular opinion, not impressed, not my favorite, not my style

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP