not a dog person Minecraft Servers

not a dog person Minecraft Servers

  • NoPawsNoProbMC

    NoPawsNoProbMC
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling guilty for not adopting your late friend’s dog? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole pack of virtual dogs just waiting for you to adopt them! No guilt, no pressure, just pure pixelated puppy love.

    Join our server and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without any of the real-life responsibilities. You can take them on virtual walks, play fetch with them, and even teach them tricks – all from the comfort of your own home (or blocky castle).

    Don’t let the pressure from your friend’s family get you down – on our server, you can honor your friend’s memory in a fun and lighthearted way. Plus, who wouldn’t want a virtual dog as a companion in the vast world of Minecraft?

    So come on over and join us for a doggone good time! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the form of a pixelated pooch.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4514
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 10000
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 141
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7674
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 304049 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4610
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2137 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2226
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2920 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 New Chunks Explored: 954737
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 584
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6077
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3552
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Dimension Hops: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5187
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Ores Mined: 7501
    Emeralds Found: 8661 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8844 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7996
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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