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NostalgicKid – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	6523	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Do you miss the good ol’ days of playing hide and seek with your friends? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Join our SMP for the ultimate game of hide and seek where you can build secret bases and trap your friends in elaborate booby traps. Trust us, the nostalgia will hit you harder than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Ever dreamt of living in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, we have a Candyland biome where you can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against their furry rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and relive your childhood dreams in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky and wild?

Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Emeralds Found:	2756

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.

Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Catch, cs stage info, datamining project faq, dumbifying beam edition, eggmon viability guide, Geeta, Gotta, legendary gauntlet info, lodge topics, model ripping, neo champion silver, Paradise, photo creator, Pixelmon, pokemon masters ex, Previous thread, Soundtrack, sync grid simulator, tier list maker, Upcoming Events

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while playing the accordion? Absolutely!

On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8131	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!

And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!

Crafty Tinder Server: Swipe Right for Creepers!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8013	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and not finding your perfect match? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find love! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with your soulmate based on your building skills and mining techniques. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while crafting in the virtual world?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?

So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!

LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!