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  • "SMP: TV Theme Song Takedown!"

    "SMP: TV Theme Song Takedown!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow block aficionados! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than your uncle Jerry after a five-hour energy drink binge, then BRACE YOURSELF! This ain’t your regular vanilla survival server, oh no! It’s got everything from flying llamas to existential crises — you won’t wanna miss this!

    First things first, have you ever seen a cow with a top hat? Well, too bad you didn’t join last week when Mooington the Third organized a formal dance in a lava pit. It ended in screams, but that’s just how the cookie crumbles in blockland! Trust me, you NEED those memories in your life.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary mob fights? Every Friday at sunset, we pit over 50 creepers against a giant peanut butter sandwich we’ve named “The Great Spread.” Last week it exploded and sent shards of bread flying like confetti at a wedding! You feel me? Who wouldn’t wanna be there to see the chaos and/or do battle over who gets the last slice?

    ALSO, we’ve got portals to strange realms that defy physics and logic (mostly logic 😂). One leads to a dimension where all the trees are made of nachos! I once took a bite and immediately remembered my 3rd grade math class—kind of traumatizing but also deeply empowering!

    You want madness? THIS SERVER HAS FISH THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE. I swear on the sacred ocelot statue in Admin’s basement that the cod just quoted Hamlet the other day. AND it does it while swimming in circles like a confused goldfish.

    Don’t even get me started on the annual “Who can build the dumbest thing” contest — last year, we ended up with a giant statue of Steve holding a pickle! Why? No one knows! But it really brings the community together, you know? Like how glue sticks do, but less sticky and more chaotic.

    So what are you waiting for?! Don’t you wanna have the opportunity to mine diamonds alongside a dude roleplaying as an angry potato? Or hang out with a cat that insists it’s the reincarnation of Albert Einstein? Get your pixelated butt in gear and join this wackadoodle SMP where the only rule is to NOT take things seriously. Because, let’s be real, life’s too short to not play Minecraft while pretending you’re a deranged carrot or something.

    Join us, fam! Blocky madness and ludicrous stories await! 🥳

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PluidPlanet Vanilla

    PluidPlanet Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    A vanilla minecraft server, which will have alot of vanilla+ stuff added to it later, we just opened, so join the community now and be an OG.

    20.26.121.147

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gotta Love Dominion: The Adventure Edition from 1.18 to 1.21!

    Gotta Love Dominion: The Adventure Edition from 1.18 to 1.21!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Welcome to The Dominion

    IP: play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP: thedominion.us

    Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

    DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!

    WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!

    CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.

    COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.

    CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

    ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

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    Rules:

      • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
      • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
      • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
      • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
      • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
      • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
      • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
      • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
      • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Swedish Woman MURDERED by her Ghanaian lover Minecraft server

    Swedish Woman MURDERED by her Ghanaian lover Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s to die for? Well, look no further! Our server is so killer, even a Swedish girl couldn’t resist – until things took a deadly turn with her Ghanaian lover during a steamy Minecraft session. Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Loan With Five Percent Interest Minecraft SMP

    Loan With Five Percent Interest Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is so crazy, you’ll be making profits faster than you can say “creeper!”

    Picture this: you take out a loan with a five percent interest rate, but thanks to our magical server powers, you start making six percent returns in just 100 periods! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time, all while laughing maniacally at your newfound wealth.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you battling dragons, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a talking llama named Larry. Trust us, once you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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