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  • RedditCrafters Unite!

    RedditCrafters Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍👾 Welcome to the Wildest Blocky Adventure of Your Life! 🎮💥

    Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! Remember that time you accidentally clicked on a pop-up ad that promised you eternal glory and riches? Well, toss that nonsense out the window because we’ve got the real deal right here, right now! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; this is where pixelated legends are born! 🌟

    1️⃣ The Great Creeper Olympics: Ever wanted to see a Creeper attempt high diving? Well, you won’t believe what happens when you train a dozen of them to execute synchronized swimming. Spoiler: it’s explosive… literally.

    2️⃣ The Tale of the Lost Pickaxe: Legend has it that a legendary pickaxe was buried in a block of bedrock by the first player to ever rage quit! Join our server, and you’ll participate in an epic quest to unearth it. But watch out! It’s guarded by a mysteriously angry Push Notification that only speaks in emojis. Can you decipher its language before it drives you mad? 😤🔨💔

    3️⃣ The Giant Sheep Uprising: You think you know farm life? Think again! Join our server, where sheep are secretly training for a coup d’état. Late at night, their woolly conspiracies unfold as they plot world domination one frolic at a time. Join the resistance—or be turned into a cozy sweater!

    4️⃣ Block Party Shenanigans: Forget boring neighborhood BBQs; we throw block parties where you can literally dance on the ceiling! And yes, the DJ is a skeleton who’s mastered the art of drop-beat bone rattling. Bring your glowing potions and get ready to glow! 🕺💃

    5️⃣ Ender Dragon Dating Service: Ever thought of swiping right on an Ender Dragon? Our special matchmaking service lets you meet all kinds of mythical mobs. Who knew the secret to love was lurking in the Nether and breathing fire? You might just find your soulmate lurking in the end!

    6️⃣ Punny Villager Society: Our villagers are not just trading pros; they’re also stand-up comedians! Join our weekly open mic nights to experience the ‘wool’ joke. If you can survive their terrible puns, you’ll be crowned the Royal Jester of the server! 😂👑

    So what are you waiting for? Dust off that jump and build up your courage! Come join us on this absolutely outrageous, pixel-cracking adventure where every block has a story and every player is a potential legend! 🎉🌌

    Grab your sword, hold on to your diamond armor, and prepare for the most ludicrous and exciting Minecraft server escapade ever! 🚀✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlurryHat Minecraft Server

    BlurryHat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the hats are too scandalous for the internet! That’s right, we’ve got so many wild and crazy hats in our game that we had to blur them out for decency’s sake. Join us if you want to see what kind of outrageous headgear we’re rocking!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the creepers bow down in fear. If you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Pig Prince, then you’ve come to the right place.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive secret underground disco club, where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to keep your eyes peeled for those scandalous hats – you never know what might be lurking underneath!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilla Vengeance: Anarchy Lite! No Resets, Just Chaos 1.20.4

    Vanilla Vengeance: Anarchy Lite! No Resets, Just Chaos 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info

    World Border At 30M
    Map Resets No
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA and Sethome No
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    Duping No (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Moderation Not strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules

    Doxing Not allowed, results in permanent ban
    Cheating 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Can I use mods on this server?

    Mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players are not allowed. Using such mods will result in a ban.

    2. How do I join the server?

    You can join by using the server IP: VForV.net in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.

    3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. However, excessive griefing or targeting specific players may result in a ban.

    4. Can I build anywhere on the server?

    While there are no specific restrictions on where you can build, be mindful of other players’ builds and respect their space.

    5. Are there any events on the server?

    We occasionally host events such as building contests or scavenger hunts. Keep an eye on the server Discord for announcements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Neverland Minecraft Server

    Neverland Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old reality where we didn’t get to see the epic saga of President Pic ruling over Russia with an iron fist? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the alternate timeline where President Pic is the ultimate leader of Russia, leading to epic battles, crazy alliances, and of course, lots of explosions!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also uncover hidden treasures, build insane structures, and even ride dragons into battle! Who needs reality when you can have all this and more on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LostSteve Minecraft Server

    LostSteve Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you seen him? No, not Herobrine, we’re talking about the elusive Chicken King who rules over our Minecraft server with an iron beak! Join our server and witness the epic battles between players and the Chicken King’s army of feathered minions. But beware, if you dare to challenge the Chicken King, you might just end up as a nugget in his KFC empire!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Piggyback Bandits, a group of pigs who ride around on the backs of unsuspecting players, stealing their loot and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart these mischievous swine and reclaim your stolen treasures?

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s haunted mines, where ghostly creepers lurk in the shadows and zombie villagers roam the tunnels in search of fresh brains. But don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood witch doctor is always on hand to offer you a potion or two to help you survive the horrors of the underworld.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when you see him, be sure to bow down to the one and only Chicken King!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP