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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	287
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

BA tourney, blocks, booru, Crafty, Japanese mahjong, M-League, madness, mahjong, mahjong community, mahjong discussion, Mahjong General, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong rules, mahjong strategy, Mahjong Tiles, mahjong tournaments, MJG, online mahjong, Play, registration, riichi mahjong, sheet, tiles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3218	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Star Shards Collected:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	5355	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Love at First Creeper

Affection, Communication, confession, Connection, Conversation, courage, creeper, emotions, Expression, feelings, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Intimacy, love, phone call, rejection, relationships, Romantic, unrequited love, Vulnerability, vulnerability in love

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5736
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

Adventures, Anime, blocky, Buyfag, Collecting, collection, Consider this, consumerism, culture, Fan, Fandom, Figures, hobby, Japan, Lifestyle, Manga, McBlockface, merchandise, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, shopping, Toys

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ores Mined:	2771	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

18yo, Amateur, attractive, beauty, body part, collide, COSPLAY, cosplay girl, cosplayer, Cosplayers, Fun, long trail tag, looks, Minecraft, MODEL, nudes, photos, Pictures, PixelPeenPlayground, Rate, REVEALING, sent, Sexy, Tag, young

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

Adventure, African city, akon, Akon City, Akon’s city, AkonCraft, bustling streets, city, city life, city skyline, cityscape, coastal city, morning, Music (Industry), New Day, sénégal, Senegalese culture, Top, tourism, travel, urban-exploration, vibrant colors, wake, waking up, West Africa

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

city building, Civ, Civilization, Civilizations, Conquest, Diplomacy, Edition, Gaming, Gaming Community, give me those horses, Horses, long trail, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, Resource Management, Single player, strategy, strategy games, tags, turn based, V, video games, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

controversy, crying, disagreement, DIVISIVE, Edition, Exploitation, family moments, Filming, Gang, Join, Manipulation, media manipulation, political views, Press, press gang, Propaganda, Recruitment, Snatch, social media, Struggle, Tactics, Targeting, Unethical, unethical behavior, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

Adventures, Await, boom, Creeperchan, Decline, denial, desu, DesuCraft, disallow, do not, don’t desu, don’t do that, dont, Dont Do It, FORBID, Kawaii, NEGATIVE, not allowed, not permitted, Prohibition, refusal, reject it, rejection, say no, veto

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	7583	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

blocky, bloopers, learn, spoilers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5652	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Potions Brewed:	145

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

adorable, Aesthetic, Anime, art, Bants, blocky, Community, controversial, controversial character, controversial topic, cute, discussion, innocent, internet, Kawaii, Loli, Manga, Neat, social media, taboo, Thread, young

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”