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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

CraftyCrushes

attraction, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, eye contact, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, sense of style, Smile, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	5570

What instantly makes you attracted to a person? Is it their dazzling smile? Their sparkling eyes? Nah, on our Minecraft server, it’s all about their block-placing skills! Join us if you want to find your true love based on how well they can build a castle out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

BirdBrainCrafts

BirdBrainCrafts, Blue tits, contributing, cope, demonstrate, eaten, episodic-like memory, Evolution, Food, found, garden birds, Great tits, humans, memory traits, new study, nuts, past, recall, Seeds, study

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6143	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	6716

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have epic memory like humans!!! they remember where they found food and when they found it, just like you remembering where you left your diamond sword in the game!!!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!

so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!

BeeHive: Modded SMP – Buzzing to Launch Soon with Sweet 1.20.1 Action and Mature Player Shops! 🐝

1.20.1, action, beehive, Biomes O’ plenty, buzzing, Chipped, Community, continents, Custom Biomes, Discord, farmers delight, Launch, Mature, mobs, Modded, Mods, placements, player, Ships, Shops, smp, SWEET, Tectonic, Terralith, Waystones

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8528

BeeHive SMP Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Modded SMP
Focus	Building a fun community
Launch Date	Friday, 5th of July

Mods Included:

Create (and add-ons)
Eureka! Ships! for Valkyrien Skies
Additional Placements
Waystones Alex’s Mobs
Farmers Delight
Chipped

Custom biomes from Terralith and Biomes O’ Plenty improved with continents and tectonic.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
How can I join?	You can join by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules will be posted on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, suggestions for new mods are always welcome. You can discuss them on the Discord server.

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Our server is so wild, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes with a diamond pickaxe in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a llama and participate in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword not actually real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

Crafty, creations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sedatives? Well, look no further, because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taming a pack of killer bunnies to do your bidding? We’ve got it all, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down and ask yourself, “Did I make it?” Because once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure chaos and endless laughter!

BroBrosCraft Minecraft Server

BroBrosCraft, Chores, Communication Issues, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, Resentment, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, traditional gender roles, traditional values

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the chaos of a brother and sister-in-law who expect you to do all the chores while they sit back and relax.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone leaving dishes in the sink or complaining about back pain. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that no one will ask you to wash dishes while you’re suffering from a severe migraine.

So come join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members!

NephewRespectCraft

acceptance, adoption, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, Grief, Individuality, love, NephewRespectCraft, parenting, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, stepmom, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your wishes like my nephew respects his late mom’s memory? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to be themselves and not conform to societal expectations.

Just like my nephew, who refuses to call his stepmom “mom” despite everyone pushing him to do so, we support individuality and personal choices. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior, a builder, or even a llama enthusiast.

Don’t let the pressure of adoption or name changes get you down, just hop on our server and let loose. Who needs a ribbon on top when you’re already living your best virtual life? So come join us and remember, it’s okay to say no to the mom title, just like it’s okay to say no to creepers blowing up your house. Let’s have some fun and leave the heartbreak behind!

DumbButGenius Minecraft Server

broadening horizons, challenging assumptions, changing perspectives, Deep Conversations, dumb friend, DumbButGenius, expanding viewpoints, friendship, gaining new perspectives, helpful advice, learning from others, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, personal growth, reevaluating beliefs, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, surprising insight, unconventional wisdom, unexpected sources of wisdom, unexpected wisdom, valuable input

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever had that one friend who always seems to say the most ridiculous things, but then out of nowhere drops some profound wisdom that makes you question everything? Well, imagine if that friend was a Minecraft server.

Our server is like that dumb friend who accidentally stumbles upon the meaning of life while trying to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. You never know what you’re going to get, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored.

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected insights, mind-blowing creations, and the most bizarre adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a server could make you laugh, cry, and question your entire existence all at the same time?

So come on, hop on board the crazy train and see where it takes you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster).

CraftyLessons

Challenges, Character development, CraftyLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning curve, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3898

Have you ever tried to swim in lava in Minecraft and learned the hard way that it’s not a good idea? Well, on our server, we encourage you to do just that! Why? Because it builds character, of course! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous challenges and outrageous shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every step of the way. Who needs life lessons when you can learn them the Minecraft way on our server? So come on, dive headfirst into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive (and thrive) in our insane world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EmoConfidentSteve

Abnormal, CONFIDENT, Earth, EmoConfidentSteve, emotions, Existence, eXtraordinary, Happy, Individual, mental health, outlier, person, Psychology, sad, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the most confident, happy, and sad person on Earth actually exists? Yeah, they’re totally abnormal and it’s hilarious. Like, they built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. And don’t even get me started on the underwater dance party they throw every Friday night. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks. Join this server for a wild ride filled with craziness and pure awesomeness. You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having fun, then maybe you will.