TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	5849
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	592	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

body disposal, burial, burial process, Cold cases, CREEPERS, cremation, cremation process, cremation vs burial, Crematorium, crime scene analysis., crime scene investigation, criminal evidence, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, death investigation., Digging, exhumation, forensic anthropology, forensic pathology, forensic science, forensic technology, homicide cases, Trouble, unsolved homicides

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

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