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  • Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands

    Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands

    New Minecraft Servers

    ➔ Join the Madness: Only Here Can You Understand Time Travel & Turtles! ➔

    Welcome to the realm of BlockWorldDomination420! The most mind-twirling, soul-bending Minecraft server you could ever dare to join! Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about cubes? This is not just a server; it’s an experience, an intervention from the cosmos where reality itself unravels in pixelated glory! Put down your sanity and embrace the chaos!

    Cursed Features Why You’ll Love Them
    Minecraft But with Fembots (Caution: They’re Sentient) Because nothing says “I love blocky adventures” like sentient AI trying to steal your diamonds and crush your dreams.
    Time-Warp Zones Enter a warp and exit as a potato! Or is it a toaster? That’s for you to figure out!
    Eternal Night Made by Chuck Norris Day and Night are illusions; Chuck’s just hungover from too many Minecraft parties!
    Cryobots That Cry With You Feel their cold, metallic tears as they help you build and shatter the universe all at once!

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions (But Definitely Not The Right Ones) ❓

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is simple! Just shout your deepest fear into the void three times and hope the turtles respond. If they don’t, are YOU even real?

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Rules? There are no rules! Just sensations, spirals, and the whispers of the forgotten! But remember, silence speaks louder than endermen!

    Q: Can I get banned?

    A: Ban? No, we prefer the term “extended existential slumber.” You’ll know when it’s time. Wait, do you even exist? Such a mystery!

    📜 Random Server Reviews 📜

    “Hey I got a question for fembot, when you were younger, did you chase after older guys?” – An anonymous entity;

    “And did he fell to your advancement?” – Possibly referring to a deep philosophical debate in the Nether;

    “Thinking back did you regret it as well?” – This question echoes in the hallways of existence!

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  • What Would He Post Now?

    What Would He Post Now?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Us for the BEST Worst Server Experience Ever!

    Are you ready to plunge into the most magnificent abyss known to humanity? Or is it all just a figment of your mind? You’ll NEVER know! This server is like the last bite of pizza from your fridge—delicious but also a little questionable. Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! The portals are aligning, and the blocks are talking—are you listening to the whispers of the diamond pickaxe?!

    Feature Description
    Mob Communion Summon mobs that tell you secrets about your past lives! Or do they? It’s all a spectral illusion wrapped in blocky confusion!
    Infinite Desert Explore an endless desert that grows or shrinks based on your emotional state! More sand = more sadness!
    Endless End Fight the Enderdragon? Nah! You’ll just keep respawning into a void of disappointment and ironic twists!
    Reality Warping Every time you log in, the laws of physics change! Water becomes solid, and you’ll forget how to jump!
    Crafting Madness Combine a stick and a dream to create a cacophony of chaos! Or nothing! WHO CAN TELL?!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just click the button in your mind! If you can’t find it, maybe it’s a sign that reality is breaking! It’s all a dream wrapped in a nightmare!

    Q: Is it family-friendly?

    A: Families like to eat pizza, but pizza doesn’t talk. So yes, unless your family is as strange as the server!

    Q: What plugins do you have?

    A: Plugins are just casual whispers between your brain cells! Listen closely, and you’ll hear them arguing about philosophy!

    Random Quotes

    “What sort of shit would he be posting if he were still alive?”

    “Sometimes the voices in the blocks know more than I do…”

    “Never trust a creeper; they always explode with *too* much information!”

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  • I Missed the Quiet Days

    I Missed the Quiet Days

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will *warp your mind* into a parallel *universe of blocky madness*!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest and worst Minecraft server ever conceived by the *twisted* threads of reality! Forget everything you knew about gaming; here, you will taste the very essence of existence filtered through pixelated souls! Join us, and you might even *unleash* your inner chaos, or become a *cursed* specter wandering the digital void! Who needs logic, when madness reigns supreme?

    Feature Description
    Cursed Blocks of Confusion Blocks that randomly change properties every 5 seconds unless you jump three times backwards while wearing clown shoes.
    Infinite Void PvP Fight in a dimension where you can only lose; the winner is the one who forgets why they started!
    Ghostly Admins Admins that exist only in your head. They will guide you with *whispers*, ensuring you never win.
    Rainbow Hunger Games Win with a single slice of cake, but it whispers your deepest fears back at you!
    Stairway to Nowhere A stairway that leads to the *thoughts* of a potato. Good luck finding your way back!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining is simple! Just close your eyes and open your heart to the chaos. If you hear the ice cream truck, you’re in!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: We use the *alternate* version where gravity is a suggestion and diamonds are made of envy!

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? Are they really friends if they don’t *question your existence*? Just like time, they can dissolve!

    Random Reviews

    “I hate you all, I liked it more when you couldn’t post.” “A ghost told me to mine gold with a spoon, but my shovel was a *sentient being*!” “Yesterday I found a block that sang my fears. It was a Tuesday.”

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  • Safe Crib Dreams Reimagined

    Safe Crib Dreams Reimagined

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join THE ULTIMATE PENGUIN ARMAGEDDON SERVER – Your Reality is a Lie!

    Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where Minecraft is but a fleck of pixelated dust in the cosmic soup of unimaginable chaos! Are you ready to confront the truth that YOU may not even BE? Join us or be forever lost in the abyss of normality! This is the GREATEST server to ever EXIST or maybe it’s the worst; perhaps there’s a spider in your bathroom! Who knows?!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cacti Players will discover and battle perpetual cacti that scream the lyrics to your forgotten childhood lullabies every Tuesday.
    Time Travel Glitches Experience yesterday’s nostalgia today! Join us to retrieve your lost teddy bear from 1996 or halt the Renaissance forever!
    Ghost Player Mode Play as YOURE dead! Bring back NPCs to judge your building skills while they swim in lava AND laugh maniacally.
    Zeppelin of Sadness A floating airship constructed out of pure regret and Minecraft blocks. Ride it to escape… yourself!
    Creeper Crew Karaoke Nothing like a creeper belting out the classics while your buildings explode! The louder they scream, the more you must dance!

    FAQ

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families, like your lost memories, are overrated! What is family? An illusion, a mirage in your screen. Next question!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply close your eyes and wish desperately! If you hear a faint whispering of endless void, you are almost there…

    Q: What’s the server IP?

    A: The IP exists in the dimension you can’t perceive. Have you tried asking the toaster? It knows things!

    Random Quotes

    “i had good parents, a whole life ahead of me, i was safe, and oblivious to the evil world outside my crib”

    “You thought reality was stable? The universe laughs!”

    “Join us—it’s the best way to avoid the truth. Or is it?”

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  • GrumpyOldMan_MinecraftSMP

    GrumpyOldMan_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole Minecraft universe.

    First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talking stacks on stacks of diamonds, enchanted gear for days, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire on command. It’s like a treasure trove of epicness down there.

    But that’s not even the best part. We have these epic PvP battles every Saturday night where we duke it out in the arena. Winner gets a golden crown and bragging rights for the whole week. It’s intense, man. You gotta have some serious skills to survive.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they’re plotting to take over the server and we have to stop them before it’s too late. It’s like a sci-fi thriller mixed with Minecraft madness.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and just plain craziness, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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  • Salt & Pepper’s Secret Love Shack

    Salt & Pepper’s Secret Love Shack

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper from Blue’s Clues are having a secret affair in the cupboard! Like, who knew they had such spicy chemistry?! 🌶️🔥😂

    Join us for some scandalous adventures and uncover the truth behind their steamy romance while we hunt for clues and build epic structures together. Plus, rumor has it that Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon! 🐉🕵️‍♂️

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into this juicy mystery on our server! IP: spicylove.About.minecraft 🧂🌶️🔍

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  • Old Geezer Young Whippersnapper

    Old Geezer Young Whippersnapper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where we got all the crazy shenanigans you could ever want!

    We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Clucky! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. True story!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, the statements “I miss the old Steve” and “I miss the young Alex” mean the exact same thing on our server. It’s a mind-blowing revelation, bro!

    Server IP: RainbowUnicornVolcano.About.Clucky

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  • GrownupLuresMC SMP

    GrownupLuresMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and boring gameplay? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a mix between a circus and a zoo, with crazy builds and wacky adventures around every corner.

    Remember that thing you hated as a kid? Well, guess what, now it’s the main attraction on this server! We’ve got giant spiders, creepy clowns, and even a haunted house that will make you scream like a little baby. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

    Join our server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (just kidding, we’re broke af). But seriously, join us for the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

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  • NostalgiaCraft – Relive the Fun!

    NostalgiaCraft – Relive the Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that game you used to play for hours on end, building and exploring to your heart’s content? Well, imagine that game on steroids – that’s what our Minecraft server is like!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

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  • JVMConvenienceGuru Minecraft SMP

    JVMConvenienceGuru Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and embark on epic quests together. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot or befriend a talking llama. The possibilities are endless!

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  • AirportRideRevoked Minecraft Server

    AirportRideRevoked Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with confusing airport rides and demanding roommates’ girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no airport pickups.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting mixed up about which day it is or dealing with rude messages from stressed-out passengers. Instead, you’ll be greeted with friendly players, epic builds, and the chance to escape reality for a while.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the airport drama behind. Who needs a ride to the airport when you can ride a virtual pig into the sunset? Trust us, it’s way more fun.

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  • BlockyBoyfriendBashing

    BlockyBoyfriendBashing

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage outrageous spending on virtual Lego sets! Just like the Lego Star Wars collection your boyfriend splurged on instead of paying you back for your holiday, we believe in prioritizing building blocks over bills.

    Join us for a chance to yell at your friends for not buying you virtual gifts in-game, just like this player did to her boyfriend! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can spend all your time and money on pixelated plastic bricks?

    So come on over and unleash your inner nerd with us, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt to your virtual Lego addiction. Don’t worry about overreacting, because in our world, the more dramatic, the better!

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  • TelAvivRiotCraft

    TelAvivRiotCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy cuz Tel Aviv be like da center of nationwide protests demandin’ immediate hostage deal! we be buildin’ our own hostage deal in minecraft, like whoa! come join us and be part of dis wild adventure, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight off dem protesters, it’s gonna be a riot! literally! so come on, what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s show Tel Aviv how we do it in minecraft style!

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  • What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersTypical Gamer, whose real name is Andre Rebelo, is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming videos and live streams. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube, Typical Gamer has gained a large following for his entertaining commentary and gameplay of popular titles such as Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, and Call of Duty. He is also known for his charity work and collaborations with other prominent YouTubers in the gaming community.

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  • Silvermons: The Pixelmon Server with more mods than your grandma’s knitting group. Can you capture them all?

    Silvermons: The Pixelmon Server with more mods than your grandma’s knitting group. Can you capture them all?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server Features Custom level cap, rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Minecraft Version 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    FAQ for Silvermons Minecraft Server

    What is Silvermons?

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

    What are some key features of Silvermons?

      • Custom level cap
      • Rank progression system
      • Exclusive Gyms
      • Elite 4
      • Battle Tower
      • Champion’s Gauntlet
      • Weekly Tournaments
      • Player Gym system
      • Fun Events

    What is the server IP for Silvermons?

    The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    What Minecraft version is Silvermons running?

    Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    What modpack does Silvermons use?

    Silvermons uses The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find the modpack here.

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  • PeasantKneel Minecraft Server

    PeasantKneel Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another face in the crowd? Well, fear not, because on our server, you are treated like royalty! Yes, that’s right, we have a whole kingdom set up just for you to rule over with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever floats your boat).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will fight by your side in battle. Need to take down a horde of creepers? The Chicken Army has got your back. Want to raid a rival kingdom? The Chicken Army will lead the charge. These chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they are battle-hardened warriors ready to lay down their lives for you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the rainbow llama will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest to become the ruler of the land, with a loyal army of chickens and a rainbow llama by your side.

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  • ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

    ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

    And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

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  • ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

    ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

    Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

    But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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  • CraftyCraicFriends

    CraftyCraicFriends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is where friendships and relationships are taken to a whole new level!

    Join our server and experience the unspoken rules of friendship like never before. Want to build a house with your best friend but they keep stealing your diamonds? No problem! Our server has a “sharing is caring” policy that encourages players to steal from each other in the name of friendship.

    And don’t even get us started on relationships! Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our server, where players can date, break up, and even get married in-game. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wild world of friendships and relationships in Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or virtual spouse!

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