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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
