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Kingdoms of Asalia – CUSTOM MAP [Java Minecraft 1.20.4] COMING SOON

Custommap, Customweapons, Customworld, Discord, Kingdoms, Noshop, PvP, Survival, Team Pvp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46

Kingdoms of Asalia - CUSTOM MAP [Java Minecraft 1.20.4] COMING SOON Minecraft Server

WELCOME TO THE KINGDOMS OF ASALIA

IP: asalia.cloudnord.net

Welcome to Kingdoms of Asalia, a Minecraft server where custom weapons, a bespoke map, and kingdoms await. Immerse yourself in a world where players craft alliances, build fortresses, and engage in thrilling PvP wars.

Explore our meticulously designed map, filled with diverse landscapes and hidden treasures. From soaring mountains to ancient ruins, every corner of Asalia offers adventure.

With custom weapons and gear, battles are tests of skill and strategy. Choose your playstyle, whether as a nimble assassin or as a mighty warrior.

Join epic PvP wars as rival kingdoms clash for supremacy. Will you rise as a hero or fall into darkness? Adventure awaits in Kingdoms of Asalia. Join us and forge your legend today.

FOLLOW OUR TIKTOK

JOIN THE DISCORD

asalia.cloudnord.net

PixelNinjaSpeed

Broadband, connectivity, data speed, data transfer, digital infrastructure, digital revolution, fastest internet speed, High-Speed Internet, innovation, internet, internet connection, internet service provider, Japan, Japanese technology, Network, PixelNinjaSpeed, record-breaking, speed test, Technology, telecommunications, World record

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT HAS INTERNET SPEED FASTER THAN JAPAN! LIKE, JAPAN SETS WORLD RECORD FOR FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND WE BEAT THAT!

WHEN U JOIN THIS SERVER, UR MINECRAFT GAME WILL BE SO FAST U WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH URSELF! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE IN LIKE 2 SECONDS AND FLY AROUND LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALEZ!

ALSO, THE SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! U CAN BECOME A MERMAID AND SWIM AROUND COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT PIZZA LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PIZZA! U CAN EAT UR WAY THROUGH THE LAND AND NEVER GET FULL!

SO COME JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAITING U! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

FireworksFreakout

4th of july, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Dogs, fireworks, FireworksFreakout, holiday stress, house pets, loud noises, pet anxiety, pet anxiety relief, pet behavior, pet calming techniques, pet care, pet health, pet owners, pet owners tips, pet safety, pet safety tips, wild animals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the animals throw a wild party every time fireworks go off! imagine creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and skeletons trying to twerk! it’s a real zoo out here, literally! join now for a chance to witness the most epic animal dance party in minecraft history! oh, and did we mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join our server today and let the animal antics begin!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	984

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9297
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crops Grown:	5882
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
New Chunks Explored:	691333	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

CraftyRishiSunakLOL

brexit, British economy, British Parliament, British politics, Chancellor of the Exchequer, conservative party, CraftyRishiSunakLOL, current events, election loss, Government, leadership change, News, political figures, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, resignation, rishi sunak, UK election, UK Government, UK politics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Towns Built:	1

so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!