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NoSextingNoProblem

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

so like, u know how u always worry bout sexting makin u all depressed and stuff? well guess what, turns out it aint true! this server is like the cure for all ur worries, cuz here u can sext all u want and still be happy as a clam! join us and leave those mental health issues in the dust, cuz we all about havin a good time and makin u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. come on, what u waitin for? sext your way to happiness on our server!

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	8502
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	181673	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	4151
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	247
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crops Grown:	9481	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Farms Harvested:	679	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!