NoSexForSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoSexForSMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	648
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Adventure Path 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, Bipartisan, bros, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, Ideology, left, liberal, Opinions, Path, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, Political differences, political discourse, Political discussion, political divide, political ideology, political spectrum, political views, right

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Votes:	6846
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can choose left or right and embark on a wild adventure full of chaos and madness!

Left is for the brave souls who crave danger and excitement, while right is for the cunning strategists who want to outsmart their opponents.

But beware, because on this server, nothing is as it seems! You might find yourself facing off against a herd of killer bunnies or a gang of mischievous llamas.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	4561

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1931
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	1164	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Crops Grown:	9604
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	982431

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!