NoSexEdNoProbLem Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

Allies, atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheesy, Community, community requested, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, meets, Minecarts, music disks, Noodles, pasta, Plugins, power, PvP, Reign, rp, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Struggles, SUPREME, Survival, TEAM, Towns, trinkets

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1347	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted hot tub where you can soak your worries away while chatting with a talking chicken who gives great life advice.

So why wait? Join our Telegram group now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

Airport, Clients, Communication Issues, crucial meetings, different flights, family dynamics, family trip, Focused, irritated wife, marriage conflicts, meeting with clients, Minecraft, pregnant wife, Room4Me, separate hotel room, separate room, Server, stay at home wife, summer vacation, travel disagreements, well rested, work trip, young children

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, confusion, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, Disappointment, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, feeling left out, Friend, friendship, hurt feelings, kids in wedding, maid of honor, MOH, regret, Support, Wedding, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	112

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!

ObscureCraft: Fact Me Up

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Do you know that on our Minecraft server, if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes? Yes, you heard it right! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for a day! So come join us and discover all the wacky and wonderful secrets our server has to offer!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

lol imagine if india and russia were in minecraft and they were like “yo bro let’s sign a military logistics pact” and then they were all like “yeah man let’s do it soon” like they were planning some epic battle or something.

Join our minecraft server and be a part of this crazy world where india and russia are teaming up for some epic adventures. Build bases, fight mobs, and maybe even sign your own military logistics pact with your friends.

Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. So come join us and let’s make some minecraft history together!

PatriotCraft: Israeli-Ukrainian Alliances

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ores Mined:	1617	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot batteries than Israel has to Ukraine 😂 our server is so lit that even during wars in the north, we still have time to play minecraft and blow stuff up 💥 join us for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your life 🤪 who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones in minecraft, amirite? 😜 join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! 🎮 #minecraft #patriotbatteries #craziness

ZombieRecoveryCraft

cultural sensitivity, entertainment industry, ethical considerations, fictional scenarios., fictional worlds, horror genre, Media portrayal, offensive, post-apocalyptic society, societal boundaries, societal impact, societal norms, societal recovery, societal reflection, survival horror, Undead Creatures, world recovery, zombie apocalypse, zombie games, zombie movies, ZombieRecoveryCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	877

come join our epic minecraft server where we survived the zombie apocalypse and now we’re living our best lives building and crafting in peace.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons to help you survive any zombie attacks that may come your way.

our community is made up of survivors from all walks of life, including a group of friendly zombies who have learned to love building just as much as brains.

join us for epic battles against hordes of zombies, crazy adventures in abandoned cities, and the chance to become the ultimate zombie slayer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and show those zombies who’s boss in the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience.