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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9989 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?