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Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1731	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	213393	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

biden, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, russia, summit meeting, Ukraine, united states, War, WarCraftMC, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

activism, AfghanGalsRock, Afghanistan, Bravery, courage, cultural expression, defiance, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, freedom, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Music, resistance, singing, social change, solidarity, Taliban, TalibanTunes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mines Excavated:	1963
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where afghan women are defying the taliban by singing for their freedom!!! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon! join us and be a part of this epic tale of bravery and defiance in the world of minecraft!

SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Farms Harvested:	990	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	20

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StableCraft SMP – /sdg/ – Silly Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Day at the seaside edition, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Reforge, SDG, silly, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, StableCraft, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a day at the seaside edition, where you can build sandcastles, swim with dolphins, and maybe even find buried treasure (or at least some diamonds).

Our server is so epic, we have our own installation guides that are more complicated than Redstone contraptions. But don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

Need a break from building? Check out our guides on how to inpaint or train LORAs. Because who doesn’t love a good AI companion while exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our Discord channels for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember, watch out for creepers – they’re not as cute as they sound.

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

1.21.1, Creative, Fly, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moon, Moonbat, Play, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, update, Version

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	6318	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	697893

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!