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BrainGainFitMC

Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainGainFitMC, cognitive benefits, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive health, cognitive performance, exercise longevity, exercise research, healthy aging, high-intensity interval exercise, interval training, long term benefits, longitudinal study, mental acuity, neurocognitive function, neuroplasticity, older adults, physical activity, University of Queensland

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

Active, apply, Community, Crafters, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, interested, invite, Ip:, Join, members, Plugins, process, Reset, rules, Server, server reset, shopping, smp, spicier, United, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

United Crafters Minecraft Server

Overview
If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
How does the shopping district work?	The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
How can I contact the server admins?	You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

FrenchMarchMCServ

activism, Chant, Crowd, culture, current events, demonstration, Europe, French, FrenchMarchMCServ, History, Marching, movement, News, Page 10., Paris, Political, protest, Rally, revolution, social justice

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	445
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1913

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	872
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExWifeTravelBanCraft

adoption, Communication, custody, custody battle, custody case, DAUGHTER, Divorce, drug issues, ex wife, ExWifeTravelBanCraft, family, Financial, germany, parenting, relationship, Risk, savings, summer vacation, travel, US, visitation rights

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	258	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

NavalnyWidow Minecraft Server

abroad, activism, arrest, Corruption, Court, extradition, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Minecraft, Navalny, NavalnyWidow, opposition leader, Political, protest, Rule of Law, Russian, Server, Widow

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own virtual world, but wait, there’s more! u can also fight dragons, ride unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!

And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!

CraftyKaraMurzaVanish

Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!

BoomerCraft: Living the Good Life!

aging gracefully, better lives, BoomerCraft, Boomers, career opportunities, children, economic stability, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, Good, happiness levels, health and wellness, intergenerational comparisons, Life, life satisfaction, lifestyle improvements, Living, parents, quality of life, social advancements, societal changes, societal progress, technological advancements

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

join dis server if u wanna be part of da boomer revolution. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited steak for u to munch on. our spawn point is a secret underground bunker where we throw epic parties with llamas and villagers.

we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.

if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.

PantanalBlazeCraft

Animals, Biodiversity, Brazil, climate change, conservation, Crisis, Deforestation, Destruction, devastation, Disaster, ecosystem, emergency, Environment, Fires, habitat, natural disaster, Pantanal, PantanalBlazeCraft, south america, threat, wildlife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting lit is the nether portal, not the amazon rainforest! we promise no fires will be started here, just some good ol’ blocky fun!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.

also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!

Beanie Builders SMP! Where we wear beanies while building and forgetting the minigames and semi-vanilla!

[core protect], age, Beanie, Beanies, Builders, building, Casino, Community, crops, Discord, Enhance, Fishing, forgetting, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, respectful, Semivanilla, Server, smp, streaming, twitch, Upgrades, Vanilla, VIEWER, wear

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chloe’s Minecraft Viewer SMP
Focus	Building
Community	Kind and respectful, age range around 18+
Plugins	Fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, casino with mini games
Contact	Discord: ipeesittingTwitch: chlo3isapcgod

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the age range of the community?	Around 18+
What can I expect in terms of gameplay focus?	Mainly building
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, including fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, and a casino with mini games
How can I contact the server owner?	You can add them on Discord at ipeesitting or follow their Twitch at chlo3isapcgod