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Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2606
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Farms Harvested:	492
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8721	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	518432
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	2102
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!