hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server
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NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex
yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.
So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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NukeCraft: Subs & Planes Flexing
Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when outta nowhere, a US Navy nuclear ballistic missile submarine surfaces off Norway! And to top it off, a ‘Doomsday’ plane is flyin’ overhead like it’s no big deal. Like, what even is happenin’?! Join our server for the most epic and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will go down next? Come join the chaos and let’s see what other wild surprises await us!
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GrainCraft Minecraft Server
LOL, u know what’s crazier than Norway stockpiling grain? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, duh! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens that lay diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with dancing creepers. Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. So, if u wanna have a blast and forget about the real world problems like pandemics, wars, and climate change, come join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF!
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TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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CraftyNorway Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!
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NorwegianOreMine Minecraft Server
OMG U GUYS, dis server be like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! We got da biggest rare earth metal deposits in all of Europe, like seriously, you won’t find this much bling anywhere else! Join us and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging your way to epicness!
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The continent | Nations Server
Hello! Welcome to Kontinentet, a Nations style Minecraft SMP. We are just now starting, so now is your time to get on and establish a nation! After establishing your nation, you get a custom prefix and role on our discord server. We have a wide player base, with most players being based in Norway. While our discord server does have Norwegian channels, we welcome all players to join us in building Kontinentet.Kontinentet uses this map as its world: https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/europe-version-2-by-green0live/
Server IP is: 51.195.190.223:25589
Discord: https://discord.gg/TMzbkP28vX
51.195.190.223:25589
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The fairy forest
Join Norway’s ultimate Minecraft adventure! Eventyrriket is a Norwegian Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Explore our survival game with a claim system to protect your territories, 100% in-house developed server for a tailored experience, and a dynamic live map so you can explore and plan your adventures.
eventyrskogen.net
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Nordics Minecraft Server
Welcome to Nordics, a minecraft server where you can explore, build, and fight in a realistic and immersive world. Nordics is a survival server with towny, war, and nations features. You can join or create your own Kingdom, ally with other nations, and declare war on your enemies. You can also build your own town, trade with other players, and participate in events.Click Here to see the explored Dynmap
Feel free to join our Discord Here
nordics.world