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NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	6235
Enchantments Applied:	253	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2811

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Emeralds Found:	5346
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9229	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!