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GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5655	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

IrohMC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Where the magical universe of Avatar The Last Air Bender meets Minecraft, to form an everlasting experience…

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MooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Ores Mined:	2932	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Items Found:	7834
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	8245	Dragon Eggs Found:	7086

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5437
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	267325
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ores Mined:	2854	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Nexus

Adventure, Ambient sounds, better mobs, Coins, Crates, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, Ip:, Join, Keys, Minecraft, Nexus, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, smp, Survival, texture packs, travelers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Overview of the Server! IP : nexos.apexmc.co Adventure based SMP server! • Custom Enchants • Custom Structures • Cool Texture Packs • Crates – Soon • SlimeFun • Dungeons • Ambient Sounds • Better Mobs • Travelers • Gems/Coins/Keys • Ranks and Perks Join the server and start your journey in Nexos SMP Adventure!

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CraftyCraze – MC Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchantments Applied:	258
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.

And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!