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Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crops Grown:	9994	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	132	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Votes:	120
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!