| Minecraft Server | |
|---|---|
| Server Version | BTA 7.1_01 |
| Server Location | Northeastern United States |
| Server Status | 24/7 uptime |
The server runs on BTA 7.1_01.
Don’t be evil, don’t grief, and don’t steal.
The server is hosted in the northeastern United States.
As a small and new server, there is not much activity yet, but we hope to change that.
No, your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TFxmQQC5dF.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪
we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.
if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.
so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.
You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.
Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.
So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!
On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!
Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!