Northeast MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Crisis, Usa, ENERGY, Community, Northeast

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

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Tick Attack: Lyme City

Lyme Disease, findings, northeast region, research, public health

so, like, u know what’s better than getting lyme disease from a tick? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got so many cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u get to ride a dragon to battle the evil creepers.

also, did u know that the founder of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot? true story, bro. and if u join now, u might just get the chance to build ur own castle made entirely of cake.

so, why waste ur time getting lyme disease when u can join this rad minecraft server and have the time of ur life? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

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Victimized Minecraft Server

homeless people, Minecraft, war on Gaza, Ukraine, under $100k

Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.

Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

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Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

not letting, Asshole, State, DAUGHTER, Edition

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥

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Northeast Jewcraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Hollywood propaganda, Jewish executives, Hollywood control, Northeastern Jews

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)

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CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

new york city, Citycraft, Midwest, san francisco, Chicago

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

agdg, WebMConverter, webm, amateur game development, webmcam

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret jungle edition that is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across. From dancing pandas to singing parrots, this jungle edition will keep you on your toes!

2. Demo Days are the best days on our server. We have demos of new features that will blow your mind. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

3. It’s Over for boring Minecraft servers. We have taken the game to a whole new level of insanity. Get ready for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

4. Our AGDG resources are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. From mind-bending puzzles to gravity-defying builds, you’ll be amazed at the creativity of our players.

5. Need help navigating the server? Don’t worry, we have helpful links to guide you through the madness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, you’ll find everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP

finding love, plus size, smp, romance, love

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about that BBW love! Why settle for skinny pixelated characters when you can have some thicc Minecraft babes to keep you company?

Join our SMP for a chance to build your very own BBW palace, complete with a buffet of virtual snacks and a dance floor that never stops bumping. But be warned, the competition for the best BBW build is fierce, and you’ll have to fend off rival players who will stop at nothing to claim the title of BBW King or Queen.

So if you’re ready to get your hands dirty (and maybe a little greasy from all those virtual snacks), come join us on our server and let the BBW love flow! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

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HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown

rental, disturbance, Warning, recording, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…

Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…

We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

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HappyCraft Jams

positivity, upbeat, mood booster, celebration, songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

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