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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
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