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KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1615	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition supplies, arms trafficking, Defence Intelligence chief, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military alliances, military conflict, military cooperation, military intelligence, Minecraft, national security, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, russia, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, weapons trade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE THROUGH A CRAZY AMMUNITION SUPPLY CHAIN! WE GOT NORTH KOREAN AMMO BEING SHIPPED TO RUSSIA TO HELP UKRAINE DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE! LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING?! JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, AND MAYBE EVEN LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT GEOPOLITICS! LOLZ!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aid, biggest threat, CraftyCommies, Intelligence Chief, long tail tags, Minecraft, north korean, North Korean Aid, russia, Server, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2579	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global security, international relations, military aggression, missile attacks, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, North Korea, north korean, Nuclear Threat, rain down, sanctions, sanctions violation, Ukraine, WARFARE, world politics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean missiles raining down on ukraine! it’s like a crazy firework show every day! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have explosions everywhere?! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and build your own secret base. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. join now and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Conflict, deadly, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military aggression, Missile, missile defense, Missiles, north korean, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, Russian attack, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

KimJongCraft

aid assistance, aid rejection, disaster relief, flood aftermath, flood damage, flood recovery, flood relief, government response, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, leader, natural disaster, North Korea, north korean, recovery efforts, refusal of aid, rejects

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	3596
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3132	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject international aid just like the north korean leader! we don’t need no help from nobody, we got this on our own! build your own empire and show the world you don’t need handouts! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a flood of fun that you won’t want to recover from! join now and be a part of the resistance against help!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

Kim’s Chunky Meds

chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	957442	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7782	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	422	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Items Found:	4786
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7263	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	8716
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!