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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8899 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3050 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”
but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!
