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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.
if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.
