lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!! -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness! -
KimJongCraft
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! ðąðWE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS ðĨ OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS ð―
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG ð· OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE ð
JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! ððĪĢðĪŠ
