North Korea MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KimJongCraftLaborCamps

Divorce, Dictatorship, Kim Jong Il, social control, marriage laws

so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

maximum age, military enlistment, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, enlistment age limit

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!!

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KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, military threats, North Korea, foreign relations, Kim Jong-un

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

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CraftyCommiesMC

Military, mental health, military tactics, self harm, avoid capture

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

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CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes

War Tactics, military strategy, global impact, North Korea, human wave

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers

Conflict Resolution, KimJongCraft, North Korean soldiers, Ukraine, military conflict

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!

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CraftyCommiesLOL

foreign policy, political tensions, North Korean military, White House, CraftyCommiesLOL

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

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NukeCraftSpyWars

S.Korea, Ukraine, spy agency, Capture, current events

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a spy agency in s. korea confirming that ukraine captured an injured n. korean soldier. like, what even is that, right? but like, on this server, we got all the action and drama you could ever want. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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CommieCouplesMC Server

Relationship Status, aggressive campaign, North Korea, Propaganda, Cohabitation

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.

join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Ukraine, Military, international relations, Defense, War

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine! Like, can u even imagine the chaos?! It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft! Join now to witness the epic battles and see who will come out on top. Plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

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