North Korea MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft: 3K Casualties

War Tactics, military intelligence, east asia, russia, CASUALTIES

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Seoul warriors and the North Korean army in Russia, Kursk Oblast. We’ve got explosions, drama, and a whole lot of confusion about modern warfare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where Herobrine himself likes to hang out. Rumor has it he’s hosting a dance party next Friday, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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UkraineCraft: 300 NK Soldiers Slain

Fighting, Injured soldiers, Military, military casualties, 300 soldiers killed

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even North Korean soldiers are trying to join in on the action.

We’ve got crazy battles happening every day, with over 300 soldiers from North Korea getting wrecked by players from Ukraine. And get this, 2,700 soldiers are walking around wounded like a bunch of noobs.

Join our server now and show off your skills in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have adrenaline-pumping warfare with soldiers from different countries? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and dominate the battlefield!

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UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Kim, News, Politics, Tensions, foreign affairs

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

Fighting, foreign policy, russia, Warns, CraftyCommies

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

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KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

KimJongUnCraft, Ban, Outlaws, Hot Dogs, fast food

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

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CraftyMissileMadness

North Korean aggression, ballistic missile, foreign policy, military tensions, missile testing

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

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Hotdog Ban Server

government control, food restrictions, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un policies, North Korea

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

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SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, sanctions, arms control, Server, sanctions enforcement

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

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KimJongCraft

Shinzo Abe, security threat, North Korea, united nations, missile defense

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Military, Conflict, Server, Kursk region

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

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