Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCommiesMC
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KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got hypersonic missiles that explode in mid-air like fireworks, but way more dangerous and way more fun!!!! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosions and destruction, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!!! plus, our community is full of crazy players who will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see if you can handle the chaos!!!
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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server
Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!
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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.
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CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.
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BalloonWarfareKOR
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not as bomb as those 350 waste balloons detected from North Korea, but pretty close. tensions are totally flaring, just like the lava in our nether realm. join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a war with your friends. who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords, amirite? come on, join us and let’s see who can build the most epic base before the next balloon attack. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
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KimJongCraft2020
so like, u ever wanted to be bffs with putin and kim jong un? well now u can on our server! we got them to be besties and now they’re sending thank-you messages to each other like every day. it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft. join now to be part of the drama and maybe even become besties with world leaders. who knows what could happen next? come join the fun!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!
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TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness
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PutinCraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!