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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even North Korean laborers are tryna escape to play on it! like, they be sneakin out of Russia just to mine some diamonds and build epic bases. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil dictators. come join the fun and help these poor laborers find freedom in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got llama races every Saturday and a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now! -
KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time. -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE THROUGH A CRAZY AMMUNITION SUPPLY CHAIN! WE GOT NORTH KOREAN AMMO BEING SHIPPED TO RUSSIA TO HELP UKRAINE DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE! LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING?! JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, AND MAYBE EVEN LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT GEOPOLITICS! LOLZ! -
ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past! Tired of fighting for a seat at the dinner table? Join us and build your own epic dining hall where everyone has a spot, even if it’s floating in the sky!Our server is the perfect place to teach young ones right from wrong, whether they’re NPCs or real players. No more eye-rolling or refusing to share tables here – we believe in creating a harmonious virtual family where apologies are encouraged and justice is served by building pixelated courts.
So come on down and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life family dinners when you can have a Minecraft feast with us? Join now and be the hero your blocky relatives never knew they needed!
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CraftySeussRage
Are you tired of dealing with overly opinionated teenagers who can’t let anything go? Do you want to escape the drama and just enjoy some good old Dr. Seuss books without being accused of supporting racism? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.
So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!
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Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of wackiness and shenanigans! We don’t even talk about Kanye and Bianca’s crazy antics because it’s just another day in our server! Like, Kanye built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks and Bianca tamed a dragon and rode it around spawn, like what even is this server?! Join us for a good time and a lot of laughs, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away lol)! -
MineCraftConfess
private indulgence, MineCraftConfess, private obsession, secret obsession, guilty pleasure enjoymentAre you tired of hiding your love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent sent to save the world from an evil army of zombie villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its woolly secrets?
So come on, embrace your inner blockhead and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Trust us, your guilty pleasure will thank you.
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of trudeau in kyiv pledging army vehicles and seizing russian cash on the anniversary of invasion.build your own army vehicles and raid other players to steal their cash, just like trudeau!
who needs diplomacy when you can just blow everything up in blocky pixelated glory?
come join the madness and conquer the world one block at a time. but beware, trudeau might be lurking around the corner ready to snatch your hard-earned loot.
only the bravest and craziest players survive in this wild and unpredictable world. are you up for the challenge?
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KronerCraft: Denmark’s Donation
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server. first of all, Denmark just donated like two billion kroner to Ukraine, so u know this server is gonna be lit af. like, we got so much money, we be building diamond houses and riding on golden horses.but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot laser beams at other players. it’s like a freakin’ sci-fi movie up in here.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt every time u log on. u never know what u gonna find down there.
so what u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.