North Harbour Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’

argentina, Australia, Bay Of Plenty, Canterbury, Counties Manukau, Crafty, CREW, hawkes bay, Manawatū, National Provincial Championship, new zealand, North Harbour, Northland, Optus Stadium, perth, rug, Rugby, Rugby Championship, smp, south africa, Southland, Taranaki, Tasman, Waikato, Wellington

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2876
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild sheep start attacking you. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to photobomb your epic castle build? Only on our server will you experience these wacky moments!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a player who can build a house in seconds while dodging arrows like a pro archer. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Olympics!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the Minecraft Rugby Championship!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crops Grown:	4878
Magic Items Found:	1856	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	2034	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1174	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	129
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9757	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4228	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.